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{{I|2}} '''2ball''' {{I|2}} (also known as '''Indo-Europeanball''') is <s>racist to those that aren't it</s> an <s>useless viking</s> out of use caveball that represents Indo-Europeans, in some cases also to represent europeans in general. proper was actually born in Eastern Europe, according to the [[w:Kurgan Hypothesis|Kurgan Hypothesis]] and hence the name "Indo-European".
{{I|2}} '''2ball''' {{I|2}} (also known as '''Indo-Europeanball''') is <s>racist to those that aren't it</s> an <s>useless viking</s> out of use caveball that represents Indo-Europeans. proper was actually born in Eastern Europe, according to the [[w:Kurgan Hypothesis|Kurgan Hypothesis]] and hence the name "Indo-European".


It is closest related to {{I|4|(Middle East)}} [[4ball/Middle Eastern|Middle Eastern 4ball]], as both are Western Eurasians.
It is closest related to {{I|4|(Middle East)}} [[4ball/Middle Eastern|Middle Eastern 4ball]], as both are Western Eurasians.


Abrahamic religions ({{I|Jew}} [[Judaismcube|Jewcubes]], {{I|Christianity}} [[Christianityball|Christianityballs]] and {{I|Islam}} [[Islamball|Muslimballs]]) believe that it is [[Wikipedia:Japheth|Japheth]], one of Noah's sons.
It is not canon (and as such not allowed to be featured in drawings) on {{I|R polandball}} /r/Polandball because blue-skinned people don't exist. If an artist wants to represent ancient white people in {{I|R polandball}} /r/Polandball, they must instead use a completely white cueball beacuse that follows skin color logic.


Many countryballs that speak {{I|2}} indo-european languages have non-indo-european admixture. Many Southern Europeans have 4ball ancestry from Neolithic Anatolian Farmers and more recent Middle Eastern migration. {{I|India}} [[Indiaball]] has {{I|4}} [[4ball]] and some {{I|1}} [[1ball]] ancestry. {{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball]], {{I|Finland}} [[Finlandball]], {{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball]], {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball]], {{I|Macau}} [[Macauball]], and {{I|Eritrea}} [[Eritreaball]] also have 2ball genetics inside themselves from the intermixing with European countries.
Abrahamic religions ({{I|Jew}} Jews, {{I|Christian}} Christians and {{I|Islam}} Muslims) believe that it is [[Wikipedia:Japheth|Japheth]], one of Noah's sons.


It is not canon (and as such not allowed to be featured in drawings) on {{I|R polandball}} /r/Polandball because blue-skinned people don't exist. If an artist wants to represent ancient white people in {{I|R polandball}} /r/Polandball, they must instead use a completely white cueball beacuse that follows skin color logic.
Many countryballs that speak {{I|2}} 2ball languages have non-2ball admixture. Many Southern Europeans have 4ball ancestry from Neolithic Anatolian Farmers and more recent Middle Eastern migration. {{I|India}} [[Indiaball]] has {{I|4}} [[4ball]] and some {{I|1}} [[1ball]] ancestry. {{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball]], {{I|Finland}} [[Finlandball]], {{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball]], {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball]], {{I|Macau}} [[Macauball]], and {{I|Eritrea}} [[Eritreaball]] also have 2ball genetics inside themselves from the intermixing with European countries.


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
2ball tends to have a nordic viking helmet, and looks like a "Solid" Billiard Ball with the number 2.
2ball tends to have a nordic viking helmet, and looks like a "Solid" Billiard Ball with the number 2.
On r/polandball, this is changed to being completely white in order to comply with rules regarding skin color logic.


== Relationships ==
== Relationships ==
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* {{I|3}} [[3ball]] - Sorry for giving you the flu.
* {{I|3}} [[3ball]] - Sorry for giving you the flu.
* {{I|4}} [[4ball]] - Ooga booga,<s> go back to Africa</s> sorry about that.
* {{I|4}} [[4ball]] - Ooga booga,<s> go back to Africa</s> sorry about that.
* {{I|4|(Middle East)}} [[4ball/Middle Eastern|Middle Easternball]] - Middle Eastern siblings who partially contributed to Indo-European gene pool through Neolithic Anatolians and Iranians.
* {{I|Middle-east-4ball}} [[4ball/Middle Eastern|Middle Easternball]] - Middle Eastern siblings who partially contributed to Indo-European gene pool through Neolithic Anatolians and Iranians.
* {{I|Australian Aborigines}} [[Australian Aboriginalsball]] - Australian siblings
* {{I|Australian Aborigines}} [[Australian Aboriginalsball]] - Australian siblings
* {{I|6}} [[6ball]] - ???
* {{I|6}} [[6ball]] - ???
* {{I|7}} [[7ball]] - Pacific sibs
* {{I|7}} [[7ball]] - Pacific sibs
* {{I|8}} [[8ball]] - Sorry for enslaving you.
* {{I|8}} [[8ball]] - Sorry for enslaving yuo.


=== Relatives ===
=== Relatives ===
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
{{Category Countries}}
{{Category Countries}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Balls]]
[[Category:Caveballs]]
[[Category:Male]]
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