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|Name = {{I|Poland}} Republic of Polandball {{I|Poland}}
|NativeName ={{I|Polish}} <abbr title="Polish">''Rzeczpospolita Polskapiłka''</abbr><br> <div class="mw-customtoggle-myTable wikia-menu-button" style="display:inline-block;">[open/close]</div><div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-myTable">
{{I|Silesia}} <abbr title="Silesian">''Polskobala Republik''</abbr><br>
{{I|Esperanto}} <abbr title="Silesian">''Respubliko de Pollandopilko''</abbr><br>
{{I|German}} <abbr title="German">''Republik Polenkugel''</abbr><br>
{{I|Lithuania}} <abbr title="Lithuanian">''Lenkijoskamuolys Respublika''</abbr><br>
{{I|Kashubia}} <abbr title="Rusyn">''Repùblika Pòlskôbal''</abbr><br>
{{I|Tatarstan}} <abbr title="Tatar">Польшатуп Республикасы</abbr><br>
<small>''Pol'şatup Respublikası''</small><br>
{{I|Indonesia}} <abbr title="Indonesian/Malay"><s>''Bola Republik Polandia''</s></abbr><br>
{{I|Monaco}} <abbr title="Monégasque"><s>''Republiku di Polugneballe''</s></abbr><br>
{{I|Spanish}}<abbr title="Spanish">''República de Poloniabola''</abbr><br>
{{I|French}} <abbr title="French">''République de Pologneballe''</abbr></div>
|founded =April 14, 966 ({{I|Duchy of Poland}} [[Duchy of Polandball|first state]]) – Present<br>November 11, 1918 (independence as the {{I|Second Polish Republic}} [[Second Polish Republicball|second republic]]) – Present<br>December 29, 1989 (current, third republic)
|predicon = Polandcommie
|onlypredecessor = PR Polandball
|ended =Present 
|nexticon = 
|onlysuccessor = 
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|Caption = Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, z ziemi włoskiej do Polski... Za twoim przewodem... złączym się z narodem!
|Alias = Polska<br>
Pol<br>
Plumber<br>
<s>Can't into space</s><br>
Polonia<br>
Countryball Mascot<br>
{{Alias|Russia-icon.png|Russia|Easy clay grab}}
|Personality=Friendly, Helpful, Cool, <s>cannot into space</s>, Loving, Peaceful, Naïve, Patriotic, Nationalistic, Hotheaded, Ballsy, Nostalgic, Anti-Nazi, Optimistic, Kind|Time of Exist =966-Present 
|Government ={{I|President}} [[Liberalismball|Unitary semi-presidential constitutional republic]] 
|Languages ='''Official Languages:''' <br> {{I|Polish}} <s>Kurwaese</s> Polish<br>
{{I|Indonesia}} <s>Indonesian</s><br>
{{I|Sardinia-Piedmont}} <s>Monégasque</s><br>
'''Regional languages:'''<br>
{{I|Kashubia}} Kashubian<br>
{{I|Silesia}} Silesian<br>
'''Polish Dialects:'''<br>
{{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Greater-Polish<br>
{{I|Warsaw}} Masovic<br>
{{I|Lesser Poland}} Lesser-Polish<br>
'''Minority Languages:'''<br>
{{I|Esperanto}} Esperanto<br>
{{I|Ukraine}} Ukrainian <br>
{{I|Russia}} Russian<br>
{{I|Gypsy}} Romani<br>
{{I|Israel}} Hebrew<br>
{{I|Lusatia}} Lusatian<br>
{{I|Lemko Republic}} Lemko-Rusyn<br>
{{I|Tatarstan}} Tataric 
|Affiliation = {{Info/UN}}<br>
|Religions ={{I|Christianity}} [[Christianityball]]
* {{I|Catholic}} [[Roman Catholicismball]]
{{I|Islam}} [[Islamball]] (minority) 
|Capital={{I|Warsaw}} [[Warsawball]]
|Gender={{I|Male}} [[Maleball|Male]]|Friends ={{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|Węgry]] (BFF/Sibling)<br>
{{I|Denmark}} [[Denmarkball]] (Second best friend)<br>
{{I|Lithuania}} [[Lithuaniaball|Litwa]]<br>
{{I|Czechia}}{{I|Slovakia}} [[Czechball|Sibl]][[Slovakiaball|ings]]<br>
{{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Poland-Lithuaniaball|Parent]]<br>
{{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball|Asian Triplet]]<br>
{{I|Monaco}} [[Monacoball|Other triplet who hates me for some reason]]<br>
{{I|Malaysia}} [[Malaysiaball]]<br>
{{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball]]<br>
{{I|Estonia}} [[Estoniaball]]<br>
{{I|USA}} [[USAball]]<br>
{{I|UK}} [[UKball|Employer]]<br>
{{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]]<br>
{{I|NATO}} [[NATOball]]<br>
{{I|Italy}} [[Italyball]]<br>
{{I|Vatican}} [[Vaticanball]]<br>
{{I|France}} [[Franceball]]<br>
{{I|Bulgaria}} [[Bulgariaball]]<br>
{{I|Serbia}} [[Serbiaball]]<br>
{{I|Croatia}} [[Croatiaball]]<br>
{{I|Romania}} [[Romaniaball]]<br>
{{I|China}} [[Chinaball|Thank you for invitation of space station!]]<br>
{{I|Austria}} [[Austriaball]] (sometimes)<br>
{{I|Vietnam}} [[Vietnamball]]<br>
{{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube|Sibling]]<br>
{{I|Thailand|(division)}} [[Takball|Yesball]]<br>
{{I|Turkey}} [[Turkeyball]]<br>
{{I|Iran}} [[Iranball]]<br>
{{I|Kiribati}} [[Polandball (Kiribati)|Tiny Poland]] <br>
{{I|EU}} [[EUball|It has space program POLAN CAN INTO SPACE!]] (maybe) 
|Enemies ={{I|Kanto}}{{I|Czech SR}}{{I|Czech SR}}{{I|Rakhine State}}{{I|Tarija}} [[Kantōball|Fl]]{{F|videogameball|Pokémonball|ag}} [[Republic of Luccaball|st]][[Czech SRball|ea]][[Rakhine Stateball|le]][[Tarijaball|rs]]<br><code>{{I|Reichtangle}} [[Reichtangle|LEAVE ME ALONE]]</code><br>
{{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|REMOVE VIKTOR ORBAN!]] (only in politics, since 2022) <br>
{{I|Facebook}} [[Faceblock|Stop kicking my ass!]]<br>
{{I|ISIS}} [[ISISball]]<br>
{{I|Russia}} '''[[Russiaball|YOU TURNED WEGRY AGAINST ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT]]'''<br>
{{GIF|Nazi}} {{I|Soviet}} '''[[Nazi Germanyball|THE TWO]] [[Soviet Unionball|SATANS]]'''<br>
{{I|Senegal}} [[Senegalball|1-2]]<br>
'''{{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball|NEVER COMINGS BACK TO MY CLAY!]]'''<nowiki>}}</nowiki> 
|Likes =({{I|Esperanto}} [[Esperantoball|Esperanto]]), Lech Walesa, Lil Yachty, Maria Sklodowska, Małyszomania, mishmash, {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball]], Nicolaus Copernicus, Oscar Schindler, pierogi, Polish games, [[Wikipedia:Proboscis monkey|Janusz]], Robert Kubica, Robert Lewandowski, {{I|IDrowzee}} Ronald Reagan, Rosa Luxemburg, sausages, spinning toilets, ''Star Wars'', {{I|Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya}} Sviatlana Tsikanouskaya, Vanripper, Veibae {{I|UK}}<nowiki> Veibae (VTuber, of my descent, and she speaks polish fluently!), video games (CD Project Red), visents (European bisons), weapons and futuristic tanks, "The Witcher" series, wojtek, Beavers, Lidia Sobieska from Tekken</nowiki> 
|Dislikes =Being called "European Indonesia", being called Pooland or Poorland, black Volga car, {{I|Communism}} communism, {{I|Coronavirus}} COVID-19, {{I|EU}} [[EUball]] (sometimes), Halvor Egner Granerud, {{I|Hitler}} Adolf Hitler, Nikita Khrushchev, {{I|Alexander Lukashenko}} Alexander Lukashenko, {{I|Mecklenburg-Vorpommern}} [[Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball|POOR KURWA WHICH WANT TO STEAL SEA]], National Rebirth, {{I|Nazi}} Nazis, the new Star Wars trilogy, partitions, Poland memes (e.g. Polish Toilet Spin (except Polish Dancing Cow)), "Polish death camps" (phrase), protests, {{I|Vladimir Putin}} Vladimir Putin, refugees, {{I|Stalin}} Joseph Stalin, {{I|Viktor_Orban}} Viktor Orban 
|Preceded = {{I|Polandcommie}} [[PR Polandball|People's Republic of Polandball]]
|Succeeded = 
|themecolor = #DC143C
|textcolor =  #ffffff
}}{{I|Poland}} '''Polandball''' {{I|Poland}}, officially the '''Republic of Polandball''' is a countryball in central europe. He borders {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball]] to the west, {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] to the north through {{I|Kaliningrad}} [[Kaliningradball]], {{I|Lithuania}} [[Lithuaniaball]] to the northeast, {{I|Czechia}} [[Czechia]] and {{I|Slovakia}} [[Slovakia]] to the south.

It is deemed the holiest countryball ever to exist. {{I|Poland}} Polandball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including its capital {{I|Warsaw}} [[Warsawball]], giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making it the 69th <s>nice</s> largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes {{I|Poland}} Polandball, falls apart (happened to {{I|Soviet}} USSRball, {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]], {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball]], {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austrian Empireball]] and {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empireball]]).

== Personality ==
{{I|Poland}} Polandball is often portrayed in comics as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations.

{{I|Poland}} Polandball also likes {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]], the {{I|Murica}} [[USAball]] and other Allies (except the {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]]) for help during [[World War II]] against the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Nazis]].

== Historia (History) ==

==={{I|Slavs}} Ancient Times {{I|Polans}}===
Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century. Its story is covered under a thick layer of mystery and legends.
It is known that around 920 AD, {{I|Polans}} Goplansball subordinated to it.
Taking advantage fall of the {{I|Great Moravia}} [[Great Moraviaball]] decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds Later, the {{I|Polans}} Goplansball arrived and inhabited modern {{I|Kuyavia-Pomerania}} [[Kuyavia-Pomeraniaball]]. It is known that around 920 AD, {{I|Polans}} Goplansball subordinated to the Polansball. Taking advantage of the fall of the {{I|Great Moravia}} [[Great Moraviaball]], the {{I|Polans}} Polansball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds.

==={{I|Kingdom of Poland}} The Kingdom of Poland {{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}}{{I|Kievan Rus}}{{I|Teutonic}}{{I|Novgorod Republic}} (960-1569)===
By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted {{I|Papal States}} Catholicism as the state religion, replacing {{I|Slavic Paganism}} Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

In 1025 AD, the {{I|First Kingdom of Poland}} [[Duchy of Polandball]] was crowned as {{I|First Kingdom of Poland}} [[Kingdom of Polandball]].<br>
In 1038 AD, it was raided by {{I|Duchy of Bohemia}} [[Duchy of Bohemiaball]], who robbed it terribly and almost beat it to death.<br>
In 1040 AD, it allied with {{I|Kievan Rus}} [[Kievan Rusball|Kyivan Rusball]] against Mazovia and then began to reclaim their lands.<br>
{{I|First Kingdom of Poland}} Kingdom of Polandball quarreled with {{I|Kievan Rus}} [[Kievan Rusball]], then joined Red Rusball to itself in the year 1077.<br>
In 1117 AD he began military operations, starting with the raid on Old Russiaball, in order to secure the area, and regained Gdańsk and Pomeraniaball.

With the testament of Bolesław III Wrymouth enacted in 1138, the kingdom was split into 5 principalities within his 4 sons.
From the 12th to the 14th century, {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} First Kingdom of Polandball was in a long period of fragmentation (1138–ca. 1320. During the fragmentation, {{I|Duchy of Poland}} First Kingdom of Polandball lost {{I|Lower Silesia}} [[Duchy of Silesiaball|Silesiaball]] and {{I|Pomerania}} [[Pomereliaball|Pomeraniaball]]. After the re-unitary {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} United Kingdom of Polandball started to conquer the east territory, {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} United Kingdom of Polandball gained a terrain of today Ukraineball's clay, including the cityball of {{I|Lviv}} [[Lvivball]].

During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by {{I|Teutonic}} [[Teutonic Orderball]] against {{I|Norse}} [[Kingdom of Norwayball|Norse]] and {{I|Novgorod Republic}} [[Novgorod Republicball|Novgorodian]] pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

In 1321, the United Kingdom of Polanball sued {{I|Teutonic}} [[State of the Teutonic Orderball|Teutonic Orderball]] for unlawful seizure of {{I|Pomerania}} [[Pomereliaball]], and the judge ordered the land and enormous money to be returned. Teutonic Orderball did not agree and the case was eventually suspended.
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In 1326, it was attacked by {{I|Teutonic}} [[State of the Teutonic Orderball|Teutonic Orderball]], which led to a truce, UKPball used the truce for the raid on {{I|Margraviate of Brandenburg}} [[Margraviate of Brandenburgball|Brandenburgball]], and decided to dominate {{I|Duchy of Masovia}} [[Duchy of Masoviaball]] children, who signed an alliance with a {{I|Teutonic}} [[State of the Teutonic Orderball|Teutonic Orderball]]. In 1331, when the truce ended, {{I|Teutonic}} [[State of the Teutonic Orderball|Teutonic Orderball]] declared war on it.

The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under {{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}} Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} [[Kingdom of Polandball]] and the {{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}} [[Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball]]. This, however, was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought about a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought about new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovery of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Poland-Lithuaniaball]]. Due to {{I|Papal States}} [[Papal Statesball]] thinking that the {{I|Earth}} [[Earthball|Earth]] was the center of the {{I|Universe}} Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

==={{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth {{I|Kingdom of Poland}}{{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}} (1569-1795)===
When in 1569 {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} Polandball finally reached a personal union with the {{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}} [[Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball]] since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball]] became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.

The {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the {{I|Livonian Order}} [[Livonian Orderball]], and won against {{I|Ottoman}} [[Ottomanball]] in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austrian Empireball]], {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]], and {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball]] splited the territory of [[Poland-Lithuaniaball]]. A independent Polish government was wiped out for more than 120 years.

==={{I|Poland}} Era of Occupation {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}}{{I|Russian Empire}}{{I|Austrian Empire}} (1795-1918)===

The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

In 1806, {{I|Napoleonic}} [[First French Empireball|Napoleonic Franceball]] started invading the {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball]] and created ea {{I|Poland}} [[Duchy of Warsawball]] as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which {{I|Poland}} [[Congress Polandball|Polandball]] was given to the {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]].

As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Prussiaball]]'s rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Prussiaball]] sent its military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Prussiaball]] managed to completely suppress the uprising and the {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]] more integrally incorporated the {{I|France}} [[Grand Duchy of Posenball]].

==={{I|Poland}} Independence and the Second Polish Republic {{I|German Empire}}{{I|Russian SFSR (old)}}{{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} (1918-39)===

In 1914, [[World War I]] started and {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empireball]] fought {{I|Russian Empire}} Russian Empireball. In this mode, {{I|Congress Poland}} [[Congress Polandball]] stopped being a Russian puppet and became a {{I|German Empire}} German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball]] declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which splitted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball]] was so angry of Polandball.)

{{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] decided to retake the Polish land after [[World War I]], causing the [[Polish-Soviet War]]. This war quickly ended with the defeat of {{I|Soviet}} Russians (that got {{I|Ukrainian SSR}} [[Ukrainian SSRball]] as additional land) and the victory of {{I|Poland}} Poles.

As a result of the Munich Agreement, {{I|Czech}} [[Czechoslovakiaball]] ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the [[Polish-Czechoslovak War]].

==={{I|Poland}} World War II {{I|Nazi}}{{I|Soviet}}{{I|Kingdom of Hungary}} (1939-45) ===

In 1933, {{I|Germany}} [[Weimar Republicball]] fell into the evil hand of {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball]] (very infamous for its anti-semitic actions) who decided to invade in 1939 {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball]] and the {{I|Free City of Danzig|(soldier)}} [[Free City of Danzigball]] to retake the land lost during [[World War I]]. The Poles fought bravely, yet with the {{I|Soviet}} USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of {{I|Warsaw}} Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. {{I|Soviet}} Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between {{I|Nazi}} Nazi Germanyball and the {{I|Soviet}} USSRball. Subsequently, {{I|Soviet}} Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

After weeks of fighting, the Polish saw the hopeless situation of the Two-Front War. They fled over the Balkans to {{I|France}} [[Franceball]] and {{I|UK}} [[UKball]] and reorganized to keep offering resistance to {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball]].

When Nazis attacked UKball the Polish soldiers in exile helped, with his trained pilots, to fight the invaders. He also helped the Allies at the Normandy, Monte Cassino and Market Garden. (where they were they only country to successfully take monte casino... )

Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying {{I|Nazi}} Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

{{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball]] built six extermination camps during the [[Holocaust]], which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|3rd Reich]]'s largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|Soviet Army]], though the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|German]] occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to its population.

==={{I|Poland}} Communist Rule {{I|Communism}}{{I|East Germany}} (1945-89)===
''main article: {{I|Polandcommie}} [[PR Polandball]]''

The former Second Polish Republicball in exile even got his own zone of occupation inside of the British zone in Emsland, near the [[Netherlandsball|Dutch]] border with [[West Germanyball]].

But then the allies betrayed him and withdraw his recognition as the legitimate Republic of Poland. Only {{I|Ireland}} [[Irelandball]], {{I|Francoist Spain}} [[Spainball]], {{I|Cuba}} [[Cubaball]] and {{I|Vatican}}[[Vaticanball]] recognized the exiled government as the real republic.

After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead [[Nazi Germanyball]]. The {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|USSRball]] then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the {{I|Polandcommie}} [[PR Polandball]] was set up as a {{I|Soviet}} Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the {{I|Polandcommie}} PR Polandball ceded its eastern territories to the {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]]. It could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected {{I|Vatican}} [[Vaticanball|Pope]] as Pope John Paul II, it is the first Polish Pope in history.

Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded {{I|Polandcommie}} PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of {{I|Polandcommie}} PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

==={{I|Poland}} Can into Peace Again {{I|EU}}{{I|NATO}}{{I|Lithuania}}{{I|Germany}}{{I|Belarus}}{{I|Ukraine}}{{I|Slovakia}}{{I|Czechia}}{{I|Kaliningrad Oblast}} (1989-Present)===
After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach its pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

In 1991, Polandball officially joined {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball]], and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the {{I|EU}} [[EUball]].

On March 4, 2020, it got infected with {{I|Coronavirus}} {{W|COVID-19}}. It is still infected to this moment and it has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.

In 2022, missiles from the Russo-Ukrainian War landed in East Poland, killing 2 people. It is not sure if they were Ukrainian or Russian. <s>Since the war started, {{I|Poland}} Polandball has been waiting patiently for {{I|Russia}} Russiaball to attack to invoke {{W| North_Atlantic_Treaty#Article_5|Article 5}}</s>.

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== Relacje (Relationships) ==

=== Przyjaciele (Friends) ===
* {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|Węgry]] - '''''Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki!''''' My best friend ever. Can best friends since of Middle Ages. We are not of relatives, but we call each other siblings. Both into hatings {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball|Reich]] [[EUball|kraut]] {{I|EU}}. Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. Even if we speak a different language, we still understand each other. We are rivals in football only. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad. But I must help Ukraine instead of siding with Russia we are of blood brothers. That of why I of angrier at yuo.
** {{I|Hungary}} - YOU TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU CHOOSE TO FIGHT RUSSIA!
** {{I|Poland}} - I chose to fight Russia because I want to free you from its influence! Don't you remember what happened in 1956? You're my best friend, and I KNOW you're better than that.
* {{I|Szekelyland}} [[Székely Landball]] - Godchild. I know what you feel. Child of {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|Węgry]]. 
* {{I|Denmark}} [[Denmarkball]] - Klocki Lego. Upewnij się, że {{I|Reichtangle}} [[Reichtangle|ta piekielna]] dziura nie chowa się w twoim lego!(Translation: Lego bricks. Make shure that [[Reichtangle|helly hole]] does not hide in your Legos)
* {{I|Serbia}} [[Serbiaball]] - Good friend who has helped me with everything I've dealt with! He gaved us food products, culture and so much more! '''REMOVE KEBAB!''' I truly felt bad that you were occupied by {{I|Austria-Hungary}} {{I|Hitler}} {{I|Ottoman}} [[Austria-Hungaryball|Opre]][[Nazi Germanyball|sso]][[Ottoman Empireball|rs]] and I was also occupied by other opressors aswell. I gaved you my support on defeating them. We truly hang out alot!
* {{I|Norway}} [[Norwayball]] - Oboje jesteśmy ofiarami {{I|Hitler}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Hitlera kurwa]], ale ty jesteś najszczęśliwszym krajem I najwyższym HDI. (Translation: We were both victims to {{I|Hitler}} [[Nazi Germanyball|cringe Kurwa]], but you are the happiest country and the highest HDI.)
* {{I|Finland}} [[Finlandball]] - Even if you supportings Nazi, it tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. It is sibling of {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|my BFF]].
* {{I|Estonia|link=yes}} - {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|Węgry]]'s little sibling. Aww, yuo is of cute. We are being good friends.
* {{I|Czechia}} [[Czechiaball]] and {{I|Slovakia}} [[Slovakiaball]] - Other Central Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don't mind me about [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/poland-czech-republic-border-invasion-military-annexation-coronavirus-lockdown-a9564376.html this]. I was misunderstanding.
* {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empireball]] - I always mistakings it for its kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! <s>But you ruled by {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}}{{I|Reichtangle}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball|Cringe]] [[Reichtangle|Kurwas]]</s>
* {{I|Romania}} [[Romaniaball]] - Good friend, helped me during war and hates {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] also.
* {{I|India}} [[Indiaball]] - Nice countryball in South Asia that is cool with my [[Indonesiaball|twin]]. Also like cow!
* {{I|USA}} [[USAball]] - Good friends. It is of cool guy. I'm in {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball]]! There are also many Polish immigrants in {{I|Chicago}} [[Chicagoball]] and {{I|Indiana}} [[Indianaball]] <s>Gib NASA so I can into space! PLSSSSSSS</s>. By the way, we both hate abortions ({{I|Texas}} [[Texasball]] just restricted it). Also, it created the Cyberpunk franchise, and I developed a [[Wikipedia:Cyberpunk 2077|game]] for the franchise!
* {{I|Brazil}} [[Brazilball]] - {{I|Catholic}} Catholic bro, and the third largest polish community ( by polish and my descendants ) it is in Brazil, especially in South.
* {{I|UK}} [[UKball]] - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys! Also, rest in peace to your {{I|Elizabeth II}} [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth II|Queen]].
* {{I|France}} [[Franceball]] - Good wine and help me reborn <small>but [[Wikipedia:French invasion of Russia|surrendered]] like usual HAHAHAHAHAHA.</small>
* {{I|Vatican}} [[Vaticanball]] - Jan Pawel forever!
* {{I|Kosovo}} [[Kosovoball]] - I recognize you.
* {{I|Bulgaria}} [[Bulgariaball]] - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
* {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]] - Fellow homo remover, Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
* {{I|Monaco}} [[Monacoball]] - Same as [[Indonesiaball]] for its glasses.
* {{I|Lithuania}} [[Lithuaniaball]] - Long live the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
* {{I|China}} [[Chinaball]] - You of signings treaty? Is nice, however, you should still of paying for {{I|Coronavirus}} COVID-19.<s>Gib vaccines now.</s> But really thank you for inviting me into your space station!'''I can into space!'''<s>'''{{I|Universe|link=}}:Never!'''</s>
* {{I|Malaysia}} [[Malaysiaball]] - {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]]'s rival sibling! I sold it my [[Wikipedia:PT-91 Twardy#PT-91M Pendekar|PT-91 MBTs]], which it and {{I|France}}{{I|Slovakia}} [[Franceball|its]] [[Slovakiaball|engineers]] modified its tanks better than mine to rival {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball|Niemcy]]'s Leopard 2 used by {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]] and {{I|Singapore}} [[Tringapore]]. ''<s>Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.</s>''
* {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]] - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek I miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA I domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!
* {{I|South Korea}} [[South Koreaball]] - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
* {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]] - Zapamiętaj naszą piękną granicę na zawsze. Mamy jedną rybę skierowaną w twoją stronę I jedną skierowaną w moją stronę. Wierzę, że wkrótce musimy się zjednoczyć. Nie martw się; Przyjmę twoich imigrantów! Popieram cię przeciwko {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|temu komuchowemu tyranowi]]! (Translation: Remember our lovely border forever. We have one fish facing you and one facing me. I believe that soon we must unite. Do not worry; I will accept your immigrants! I stand with you against this communist tyrant!)
* {{I|Italy}} [[Italyball]] - ''<s>Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski!</s>'' Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. It is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with [[Nazi Germanyball|Evil kraut]].
* {{I|Philippines}} [[Philippinesball]] - Your country is beautiful, and I likings your tourist in your clay. Oh and plox take carings of [https://youtu.be/WNVe86Xb4As one of my people], just like the one you did on one of {{I|Lithuania}} Litwa's.
* {{I|Japan}} [[Japanball]] - I like your anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans! And we both released an [[Wikipedia:Cyberpunk: Edgerunners|anime in Netflix]] with one of your [[Wikipedia:Studio Trigger|studios]] and with the help of my [[Wikipedia:CD Projekt Red|game developers]]!
* {{I|Sri Lanka}} [[Sri Lankaball]] - I like your tea! <s>Is better than UK's.</s>
* {{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube]] - Yeah we both got oppresed by Nazis in WW2. Screw {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Hitler]] and [[Holocaust]]. Things do get akward sometimes but I blame Hitler. However please stop opressing {{I|Palestine}} [[Palestineball]] i may hate kebab but I stand with al-Aqsa.
* {{I|Vietnam}} [[Vietnamball]] - Good friend. Present day many of its people live and work in my clay. Its people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
* {{I|Papua New Guinea}} [[Papua New Guineaball]] - I like your nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.
* {{I|Palestine}} [[Palestineball]] - Kebab friend from the middle east. I support it because it being at war with {{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube]] reminds me of the old days where I was invaded by '''{{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|them]]'''. But, I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you! Stay safe.
* {{I|Haiti}} [[Haitiball]] - Good friends since independence. <s>And we got a free [[8ball]]-word pass from it.</s>
* {{I|Australia}} [[Australiaball]] - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! <s> Upside-down siblings</s>
*{{I|Universe}} [[Universeball]] - Can Polska into yuo?
* {{I|Kiribati}} [[Kiribatiball]] - Named a village after me. 
** {{I|Kiribati}} [[Polandball (Kiribati)]] - It was named after me
* {{I|Earth}} Happy Earth - I am now new measurement unit! >:)
* {{I|Armenia}} [[Armeniaball]] - we both have a same fate of annexation between us by {{I|Nazi Germany}}{{I|Soviet}}{{I|Turkey}} [[Nazi Germanyball|these]] [[Soviet Unionball|mons]][[Turkeyball|ters]] and now we're ok
* {{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball]] - Another caucasian friend. We both hate {{I|LGBT}} [[LGBTball|Homosex]].
* {{I|Poland}} [https://www.youtube.com/lukaszjakowski Łukasz Jakowski] - Well done Łukasz, AOH III can into releasings and become popular!

=== Neutralni (Neutral) ===
* {{I|Austria}} [[Austriaball]] - I saved it from {{I|Ottoman}} [[Ottoman Empireball|Kebab]] in 1683 but you killed me. NEVER FORGET! But you are {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|Węgry's]] spouse.
* {{I|Sweden}} [[Swedenball]] - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YOU GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL [[Wikipedia:Stefan Michnik|MICHNIK]]? Also, AoH III is op better than HOI IV!
* {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball]] - '''WON'T FORGET ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU DID TO ME!''' ''Were good now so it doesn't matter...''
* {{I|North Korea}} [[North Koreaball]] - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we used to have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?) WHY YOU OK REMOVE MY EMBASSY?
* {{I|Iceland}} [[Icelandball]] - '''Okay, you little Russian kurwa or whatever you wanna call yourself. Why you not a friend of mine? You need your daily pierogis to calm yourself down? Why you so obsessed with {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Vodka]]? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO {{I|Reykjavík}} [[Reykjavíkball|REYKJAVIKBALL]]! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL!'''
* {{I|Egypt}} [[Egyptball]] - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with it <s>but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk</s>.
* {{I|Saudi Arabia}} [[Saudi Arabiaball]] - It hates me for being friends with {{I|Serbia}} [[Serbiaball]], but at least you hate the {{I|LGBT}} [[Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball|gays]].
* {{I|Habsburg}} [[Austria-Hungaryball]] - Child of {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Habsburg Empireball|this traitor]], but yuo is of friends with {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empireball|Niemcy]]!
* {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] - GODDAMN INVADING SCUM! Well at least you of liberatings me from Nazis, but NEVER FORGET YOU LEFT WARSAW UPRISING TO BE MASSACRED! Got better after Satan Stalin, and communism was decent, but I of moved on. Yuo also brought a Pole to space and overall helped me rebuild and gave me new lands, so I have a love-hate relationship with yuo.

=== Wrogowie (Enemies) ===
* {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] - '''RUSEK WHO KILLED ME WITH NIEMCY AND AUSTRIA IN 1794 AND TOOK BIAŁORUS FROM ME! AND NOW IT HAS BRAINWASHED {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|MY BFF]] AGAINST ME AND HAS INVADED {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball|UKRAINE]]! ''RUSKA KURWA OLE OLE OOOOH!'''''
* {{GIF|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Satan]] - '''f*** YOUR f***ING MONSTERS! YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY POLAND IS SO''' <s>'''POOR'''</s>''' UNLUCKY! AT LEAST THE SOVIET UNION DID GOOD THINGS FOR ME! YOU DIDN'T DO ME ANYTHING GOOD! YOU ARE A BIG jerk and NEVER TRY TO COME BACK AGAIN! ALWAYS! I'm so glad you're dead! HAHAHAHA! THIS CAN BE THIRD WAY, THIRD REICH: ONE, YOU LEAVE. TWO, I WALK IN YOUR FACE...<code>{{I|Poland-Lithuania|(tangle and hussars wings)}} [[Anschluss|OR THREE. I WILL CALL ISRAEL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]] {{I|Poland-Lithuania|(tangle and hussars wings)}}</code>'''
* {{I|Sweden}} [[Swedenball|evil borkface]] (sometimes) - We may be good now, but '''1629 NEVER FORGET!''' I'm so glad Russia killed yuor {{I|Swedish Empire}} [[Swedish Empireball|Empire]] in 1721. You of very much deserveds of it.
* {{I|Belarus}} [[Belarusball]] - {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Russian]] puppet kurwa! BIAŁYSTOK IS MINE AND KURWA MAĆ BIEŁARUŚ! *Gives middle finger to Belarus while commanding a Leopard 2 Tank that is being driven by Germany to the border of Belarus*
* '''{{I|Kurwaball}} [[Kurwaball|My BÖRK STEALER]] - KURWA. IS. NOT. YOUR. BÖRK!'''
* {{I|Reichtangle}} [[Reichtangle]] - '''KURWA DIES GÓWNO! REMOVE! YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER EXIST! KURWA REMOVE! PLEASE DON'T ANSCHLUSS ME! STOP TRYING TO BOSS {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empireball|THIS POOR GUY]] AROUND! REMOVE!'''
* {{I|George Soros}} [[Wikipedia:George Soros|George Soros]] - You are the worst person on {{I|Earth}} [[Earthball]]! '''YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN {{I|Swedish Empire}} [[Swedish Empireball|THEM]]!'''
* {{I|ISIS}} [[Wikipedia:ISIS|Stinky Terrorists]] - '''STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA! YOU WILL OF NEVER TOUCHINGS ME AND MY CLAY! REMOVE JIHADIST KEBAB! REMOVE!'''
* {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball]] - '''''NOTHING! YOU CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME! I REGRET NOTHING! 1918 AND 1947 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! (1947 before {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] puppeted me) YUO REMOVED MY {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball|PARENT]]! YUO WANTED MY CLAY AND GOT {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austrian Empireball|AUSTRIA]] TO BETRAY ME AFTER I SAVED IT FROM {{I|Ottoman Empire}} [[Ottoman Empireball|KEBAB]]! AND EVEN IT HATES YUO! I IS OF GLAD YUO ARE DEAD YUO KURWA! NEVER COMINGS BACK <big>E V E R</big> AGAINS! {{I|Poland-Lithuania|(tangle and hussars wings)}} <code>[[Anschluss|Or else...]]</code> {{I|Poland-Lithuania|(tangle and hussars wings)}}''''' 
* {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] - '''YOU! YOU ARE {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball|UKRAINIAN]] CLAY, AND THAT'S FINAL!'''
* {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austrian Empireball]] - Same with you! YOU ALSO BETRAYED ME! But thanks for hating {{I|Kingdom of Prussia}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball|Alien]].
* {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]] - Biggest splitter of them all! But thanks for removing {{I|Swedish Empire}} [[Swedish Empireball|this cringe börk face]] though.
*{{I|Swedish Empire}} [[Swedish Empireball|Börk who invaded of me]] - '''1629 AND 1655 NEVER FORGET! 1701 NEVER FORGET EITHER! YUO OF TAKINGS CLAY OF MINE! YUO ALSO DESTROYED MY CITIES! YUO OF DESERVINGS TO BE OF THE KILLED BY {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball|RUSSIA]]!'''
*{{I|Ottoman Empire}} [[Ottoman Empireball|Dumb Kebab]] - '''YUO IS OF STUPID CRINGE IMPERIALIST EXPANSIONIST! HAHAHAHA YUO GOT DESTROYED BY MY {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball|PARENT]] IN 1683!''' <big>'''''REMOVE KEBAB!'''''</big>
*{{I|Slovakia}} [[Slovakiaball]] (politically) - FOR KURWA'S SAKE {{I|Russia}} RUZZIA BRAINWASHED ANOTHER?? HOW CAN YUO SUPPORT THEM??
* {{I|England}} [[Englandball]] - How dare you hate me because of my {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|best friend]], you kurwa!
* {{I|Vanuatu}} [[Vanuatuball]] - Stop bullying {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball|my Azjatycki odpowiednik]] for calling it the "Papuan Genocider"!
* {{I|Somalia}} [[Somaliaball]] - '''AHHHHHH! SCARY PIRATES GET AWAY FROM ME! REMOVE!'''
* {{I|LGBT}} [[Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball|Gays]] (Under PiS) - '''I HATE HOMOGENDER! KURWA! NEVER COME BACK! <s>GO TO BRAZIL!</s>'''
* {{I|Senegal}} [[Senegalball]] - Never forget World Cup 2018!

== Drobnostki (Trivia) ==
* <s>It is the most invaded country in Europe.</s>
* In real life, there was only one Polish person that ever went to {{I|Poland|(space)}} space: Mirosław Hermaszewski.
* The colors of the Polish flag are reversed to that of their countryball because on the [https://web.archive.org/web/20090703172708/http://drawball.com/ drawball.com] page (where it was drawn for the first time by Polish users). They drew it with inverted colors, so it stayed that way in all future memes.
* It is {{I|Catholic}} Catholic.
* Sometimes, it is confused with the Pokémon Voltorb, {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]], or {{I|Monaco}} [[Monacoball]].
* It cleans {{I|UK}} UKball's and {{I|Germany}} Germanyball's bathrooms.
* When it is scared or in trouble its characteristic cry is "[[Kurwa]]!" (which means fuck).
* It is the most popular countryball (considering that {{I|Poland}} Poland itself is the main character of the meme).
* Sometimes it speaks in third person grammar (it) referring to itself.
* It is not afraid of anything <s>except for {{I|Germany}} Germanyball and {{I|Russia}} Russiaball</s>.
* It likes soccer, being a fan of the footballer Robert Lewandowski.
* When the {{I|Nazi}} Nazis invaded Poland, it turned into a clandestine country.
* In {{I|Poland}} Polish language, the native name of the country (Polska) is a feminine noun. This explains why Polonia, the national personification of the country, is a woman.
* It once had a bear soldier named 🐻 [[Wikipedia:Wojtek (bear)|Wojtek]], and he assisted it in the Battle of Montecassino by transporting ammunition.
* It has a great fear of {{I|Winged Doom}} [[Omskbird]], in which {{I|Poland}} Poland will have trauma just by saying "Omsk".
* While some countryballs are drawn exactly like their flag, Polandball is drawn with its flag upside down, because <s>everything in Poland is "upside down"</s> the creator of {{I|Poland}} Polandball, {{I|UK}} FALCO, wanted to troll {{I|Poland}} Wojak on {{I|Krautchan}} [[Krautchan]] as {{I|Poland}} Wojak is {{I|Poland}} Polish.
* It invented the oil well all the way back in 1853. 
** {{I|USA}}<s>: WHAT?! GIVE ME THE WELL NOW!</s>
* It also invented the {{I|Esperanto}} Esperanto language, which has been recognized as {{I|Poland}} Polish cultural heritage by the UNESCO
* The person who modeled that the Sun is the center of the universe, Nicolas Copernicus, is Polish.
* As of now, {{I|Poland}} Poland is the only countryball that can into identical twins that hold the most powerful government positions: Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński (born June 18, 1949), whom the twin brothers served as the president from 2005 to 2010 and prime minister from 2006 to 2007 respectively.
** They also founded the Law and Justice Party (PiS), one of the most dominant political parties in the country.<ref>https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/382921-first-identical-twin-heads-of-state</ref>
** Lech sadly passed away in a plane crash in {{I|Smolensk Oblast}} [[Smolenskball]], {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] on April 10, 2010. Jarosław on the other hand is still alive.

== Informacje dla artystów (Information for artists) ==
=== Kolory flagi (Flag colors) ===
{{Flag-color-table-p
|color1-hex = #FFFFFF
|color1-name = White
|color1-rgb = 255, 255, 255
|color1-cmyk = N/A
|color1-pantone = N/A
|color2-name = Rusty Red
|color2-hex = #D4213D
|color2-rgb = 212, 33, 61
|color2-cmyk = C0-M84-Y071-K017
|color2-pantone = 1795
}}
=== Jak rysować (How to draw) ===
[[File:Flag of Poland.svg|thumb|center|190px|The flag you must draw for Polandball.]]
{{Drawing difficulty|trivial}}
Polandball is a red and white countryball divided into two halves. Unlike the Polandball rules, this wiki doesn't allow upside down Polandballs and only accepts Polandball the right way up (only the upside down ones on certain occasions!). Drawing Polandball is pretty simple, and can be done in these simple steps.
# Draw a circular shape freehand.
# Draw the Polish flag.
# Draw the eyes and you're finished.

== Cytaty (Quotes) ==
{{Quote|Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,<br>Kiedy my żyjemy.<br>Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,<br>Szablą odbierzemy.<br>({{I|Poland}} Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live.<br>What the {{I|Reich}}{{I|Habsburgtangle}}{{I|Russian Empire|(tangle)}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball|ali]][[Habsburg Empireball|en]] [[Tsardom of Russiaball|force]] has [[Wikipedia:Partitions of Poland|taken from us]], we shall retrieve with force.)|{{I|Poland}} Józef Wybicki writing the Polish anthem}}
{{Quote|KURWA... MAĆ!|{{I|Satan}} Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job"}}
{{Quote|WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!|{{I|Sweden}} Sabaton singing about the battle of Vienna}}
{{Quote|Tylko jedno w głowie mam,<br>koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam,<br>w krainę za zapomnieeenia...<br>W głowie myśli mam,<br>kiedy skończy się ten stan,<br>Gdy już nie będę sam,<br>Bo wjedzie biały węgorz...|Cypis singing "Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz?", which would become known to be affiliated with a 🐮 dancing cow meme}}
{{Quote|Ty chuju bobrze nie uciekaj<br>Precz kurwa!<br>No idzie?!<br>Siedź!<br>Ale fajny bóbr...<br>Aaaaaararararararra! Kurwa gryzie!|A Polish man after seeing a 🦫 beaver}}
{{Quote| You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.|Puff Puff Humbert}}
{{Quote|I hate portals.|Geralt of Rivia|''The Witcher''}}
{{Quote|Time to party like it's 2023.|{{I|USA}} Johnny Silverhand, played by {{I|Lebanon}}{{I|Canada}} Keanu Reeves|''Cyberpunk 2077''}}
{{Quote|When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.|Helltaker}}
{{Quote|O Cholera. Czy to Freddy Fazebear?!|{{I|Poland}} A Polish man when he saw a Freddy Fazbear trash can}}
{{Quote|W pewnym, zwykłym domu, są zamknięte drzwi.<br>Świat nieznany tam nikomu, wszystko w nim dziwne jest jak sny!|{{I|Poland}} Polish singer for the ending credits of Dexter's Laboratory}}

== Galeria (Gallery) ==
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== Uwagi i odniesienia (Notes and references) ==
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