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== Personality ==
== Personality ==
{{I|Poland}} Polandball is often portrayed in comics as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations.
{{I|Poland}} Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations.


{{I|Poland}} Polandball also likes {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]], the {{I|Murica}} [[USAball]] and other Allies (except the {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]]) for help during [[World War II]] against the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Nazis]].
{{I|Poland}} Polandball also likes {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukraineball]], the {{I|Murica}} [[USAball]] and other Allies (except the {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]]) for help during [[World War II]] against the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Nazis]].
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* {{I|Monaco}} [[Monacoball]] - Same as [[Indonesiaball]] for its glasses.
* {{I|Monaco}} [[Monacoball]] - Same as [[Indonesiaball]] for its glasses.
* {{I|Lithuania}} [[Lithuaniaball]] - Long live the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
* {{I|Lithuania}} [[Lithuaniaball]] - Long live the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
* {{I|China}} [[Chinaball]] - You of signings treaty? Is nice, however, you should still of paying for {{I|Coronavirus}} COVID-19.<s>Gib vaccines now.</s> But really thank you for inviting me into your space station!'''I can into space!'''<s>'''{{I|Universe|link=}}:Never!'''</s>
* {{I|China}} [[Chinaball]] - You of signings treaty? Is nice, however, you should still of paying for {{I|Coronavirus}} COVID-19.<s>Gib vaccines now.</s> But really thank you for inviting me into your space station!'''I can into space!'''<s>'''{{I|Universe}}:Never!'''</s>
* {{I|Malaysia}} [[Malaysiaball]] - {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]]'s rival sibling! I sold it my [[Wikipedia:PT-91 Twardy#PT-91M Pendekar|PT-91 MBTs]], which it and {{I|France}}{{I|Slovakia}} [[Franceball|its]] [[Slovakiaball|engineers]] modified its tanks better than mine to rival {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball|Niemcy]]'s Leopard 2 used by {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]] and {{I|Singapore}} [[Tringapore]]. ''<s>Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.</s>''
* {{I|Malaysia}} [[Malaysiaball]] - {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]]'s rival sibling! I sold it my [[Wikipedia:PT-91 Twardy#PT-91M Pendekar|PT-91 MBTs]], which it and {{I|France}}{{I|Slovakia}} [[Franceball|its]] [[Slovakiaball|engineers]] modified its tanks better than mine to rival {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball|Niemcy]]'s Leopard 2 used by {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]] and {{I|Singapore}} [[Tringapore]]. ''<s>Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.</s>''
* {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]] - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek I miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA I domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!
* {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]] - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek I miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA I domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!
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* {{I|Haiti}} [[Haitiball]] - Good friends since independence. <s>And we got a free [[8ball]]-word pass from it.</s>
* {{I|Haiti}} [[Haitiball]] - Good friends since independence. <s>And we got a free [[8ball]]-word pass from it.</s>
* {{I|Australia}} [[Australiaball]] - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! <s> Upside-down siblings</s>
* {{I|Australia}} [[Australiaball]] - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! <s> Upside-down siblings</s>
*{{I|Universe}} [[Universeball]] - Can Polska into yuo?
*{{I|Universe}} Universeball - Can Polska into yuo?
* {{I|Kiribati}} [[Kiribatiball]] - Named a village after me.  
* {{I|Kiribati}} [[Kiribatiball]] - Named a village after me.  
** {{I|Kiribati}} [[Polandball (Kiribati)]] - It was named after me
** {{I|Kiribati}} [[Polandball (Kiribati)]] - It was named after me
* {{I|Earth}} Happy Earth - I am now new measurement unit! >:)
* {{I|Earth}} Happy Earth - I am now a new unit of measurement! >:)
* {{I|Armenia}} [[Armeniaball]] - we both have a same fate of annexation between us by {{I|Nazi Germany}}{{I|Soviet}}{{I|Turkey}} [[Nazi Germanyball|these]] [[Soviet Unionball|mons]][[Turkeyball|ters]] and now we're ok
* {{I|Armenia}} [[Armeniaball]] - we both have a same fate of annexation between us by {{I|Nazi Germany}}{{I|Soviet}}{{I|Turkey}} [[Nazi Germanyball|these]] [[Soviet Unionball|mons]][[Turkeyball|ters]] and now we're ok
* {{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball]] - Another caucasian friend. We both hate {{I|LGBT}} [[LGBTball|Homosex]].
* {{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball]] - Another caucasian friend. We both hate {{I|LGBT}} [[LGBTball|Homosex]].
* {{I|Poland}} [https://www.youtube.com/lukaszjakowski Łukasz Jakowski] - Well done Łukasz, AOH III can into releasings and become popular!
* [https://www.youtube.com/lukaszjakowski Łukasz Jakowski] - Well done Łukasz, AOH III can into releasings and become popular!


=== Neutralni (Neutral) ===
=== Neutralni (Neutral) ===
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[[File:Flag of Poland.svg|thumb|center|190px|The flag you must draw for Polandball.]]
[[File:Flag of Poland.svg|thumb|center|190px|The flag you must draw for Polandball.]]
{{Drawing difficulty|trivial}}
{{Drawing difficulty|trivial}}
Polandball is a red and white countryball divided into two halves. Unlike the Polandball rules, this wiki doesn't allow upside down Polandballs and only accepts Polandball the right way up (only the upside down ones on certain occasions!). Drawing Polandball is pretty simple, and can be done in these simple steps.
Polandball is a red and white countryball divided into two halves. Unlike the real Polish flag, the red is on the top half of the ball and the white is on the bottom half of the ball, like in the image above. This is done to portray Polandball as an upside down countryball, though this has caused confusion with {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball]] and {{I|Monaco}} [[Monacoball]]. Drawing Polandball is pretty simple, and can be done in these simple steps.
# Draw a circular shape freehand.
# Draw a circular shape freehand.
# Draw the Polish flag.
# Draw the Polish flag upside down (as explained above).
# Draw the eyes and you're finished.
# Draw the eyes and you're finished.


== Cytaty (Quotes) ==
== Cytaty (Quotes) ==
{{Quote|Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,<br>Kiedy my żyjemy.<br>Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,<br>Szablą odbierzemy.<br>({{I|Poland}} Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live.<br>What the {{I|Reich}}{{I|Habsburgtangle}}{{I|Russian Empire|(tangle)}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball|ali]][[Habsburg Empireball|en]] [[Tsardom of Russiaball|force]] has [[Wikipedia:Partitions of Poland|taken from us]], we shall retrieve with force.)|{{I|Poland}} Józef Wybicki writing the Polish anthem}}
{{Scroll|{{Quote|Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,<br>Kiedy my żyjemy.<br>Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,<br>Szablą odbierzemy.<br>({{I|Poland}} Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live.<br>What the {{I|Reich}}{{I|Habsburgtangle}}{{I|Russian Empire|(tangle)}} [[Kingdom of Prussiaball|ali]][[Habsburg Empireball|en]] [[Tsardom of Russiaball|force]] has [[Wikipedia:Partitions of Poland|taken from us]], we shall retrieve with force.)|{{I|Poland}} Józef Wybicki writing the Polish anthem}}
{{Quote|KURWA... MAĆ!|{{I|Satan}} Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job"}}
{{Quote|KURWA... MAĆ!|{{I|Satan}} Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job"}}
{{Quote|WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!|{{I|Sweden}} Sabaton singing about the battle of Vienna}}
{{Quote|WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!|{{I|Sweden}} Sabaton singing about the battle of Vienna}}
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{{Quote|When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.|Helltaker}}
{{Quote|When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.|Helltaker}}
{{Quote|O Cholera. Czy to Freddy Fazebear?!|{{I|Poland}} A Polish man when he saw a Freddy Fazbear trash can}}
{{Quote|O Cholera. Czy to Freddy Fazebear?!|{{I|Poland}} A Polish man when he saw a Freddy Fazbear trash can}}
{{Quote|W pewnym, zwykłym domu, są zamknięte drzwi.<br>Świat nieznany tam nikomu, wszystko w nim dziwne jest jak sny!|{{I|Poland}} Polish singer for the ending credits of Dexter's Laboratory}}
{{Quote|W pewnym, zwykłym domu, są zamknięte drzwi.<br>Świat nieznany tam nikomu, wszystko w nim dziwne jest jak sny!|{{I|Poland}} Polish singer for the ending credits of Dexter's Laboratory}}}}


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