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{{Quote|Two steps ahead. I am ''always'' two steps ahead.|{{I|Ukraine}}{{I|USA}} Nikocado Avocado}}{{Infobox|Name={{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball {{I|Ukraine}}|NativeName={{I|Ukrainian}} <abbr title="Ukrainian">Українакуля</abbr><br><small>''Ukrayinakulya''</small><br><div class="mw-customtoggle-myTable wikia-menu-button" style="display:inline-block;">[open/close]</div><div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" id="mw-customcollapsible-myTable">
{{I|Romania}} <abbr title="Romanian">''Ucrainaminge''</abbr><br>
{{I|Polish}} <abbr title="Polish">''Ukrainapiłka''</abbr><br>
{{I|Hungarian}} <abbr title="Hungarian">''Ukrajnalabda''</abbr><br>
{{I|Gagauzia}} <abbr title="Gagauz">''Ukraynatop''</abbr><br>
{{I|Belarusian}} <abbr title="Belarusian">Украінамяч</abbr><br><small>''Ukrainamyach''</small><br>
{{I|Russian}} <abbr title="Russian">Украинамяч</abbr><br><small>''Ukrainamyach''</small><br>
{{I|Tatars}} <abbr title="Crimean Tatar">''Ukrainatop''</abbr>
</div>|founded=882 AD (Establishment of [[Kyivan Rus'ball|Kievan Rus']])<br>1917 (First creation of modern Ukraineball)<br>24 August 1991 (Independence from the {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]])|onlypredecessor=Ukrainian SSR|predicon=Ukrainian SSRball|image=C8873f15037cf4e4353c165db0639a51bae3c16er1-768-768v2_uhq.jpg|Time of Exist=1991|Languages=Ukranian|Capital=Kyiv|Gender=Male|Enemies=*{{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Arch enemy]]|textcolor=000|themecolor=}}{{I|Ukraine}} '''Ukraineball''' {{I|Ukraine}} is a <s> part of {{I|UK}} [[UKball|tea sniper]] </s> countryball located in Eastern Europe. She are bordered by {{I|Poland}} [[Polandball]] to the northwest; {{I|Belarus}} [[Belarusball]] to the north, {{I|Moldova}} [[Moldovaball]], {{I|Romania}} [[Romaniaball]], and {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball]] to the southwest; {{I|Slovakia}} [[Slovakiaball]] to the west; and her hostile rival {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] to the east (and to the South, if you recognise the annexations). She have 579,300&nbsp;km² of clay (not counting the {{I|Russia}} annexations), making her the 45th-largest countryball on {{I|Earth}} [[Earthball]] and the 2nd biggest countryball in europe. As of 1 February 2022, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball maintain 41,130,432 inhabitants, making them the 36th-most populous countryball.

{{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball cannot into many international organizations. However, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball can into {{Info/UN}}, like most other countryballs. It is currently trying to enter {{Info/EU}} and {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball]]. Still, it is highly unlikely due to the ongoing war against {{I|Russia}} Russiaball. {{I|USA}} <s>[[USAball|Maybe soon!]]</s>

{{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball's national day is August 24.

== Історія (History) ==

=== {{I|2}}  Ancient Times {{I|Venedi}} ===
The first form of Ukraineball was {{I|2}} [[2ball]], which then became adopted by {{I|Slavs}} [[Slavsball|Slavs]], who have stayed on this clay for most of the history.

Other than that, various {{I|Ancient Greece}} [[Ancient Greeceball|Greek]] city-stateballs have existed along the northern coast of the Black Sea, such as Olbia, Tyras, Chersonesus, etc. {{I|Scythia}} [[Scythiaball]], [[Sarmatiansball]] and {{I|Hun}} [[Hunnic Empireball]] have also settled this clay.

=== {{I|Slavs}} Medieval Times and Kyivan Rus {{I|Kievan Rus}} ===
In 482, the cityball of {{I|Kyiv}} [[Kyivball]] was established. Over time, it took as much clay around itself as possible into becoming what we know as {{I|Kievan Rus}} [[Kyivan Rusball]] in 882. In the south, they have fought against nomadic raider tribes, such as for example, {{I|Pechenegs}} [[Pechenegsball]], {{I|Khazaria}} [[Khazariacube]] and {{I|Cumans}} [[Cumansball]].

In 988, {{I|Kievan Rus}} [[Kyivan Rusball]] converted to {{I|Orthodoxy}} Orthodox Christianity and since then, it had good relations with {{I|Byzantine}} [[Byzantine Empireball]]

Since the mid-11th century, {{I|Kievan Rus}} [[Kyivan Rusball]] didn't feel so well. So its various principalityballs started to fight amongst themselves to take control of the Rus' capital cityball of {{I|Kyiv}} [[Kyivball]]. {{I|Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia(crown)}} [[Kingdom of Galicia–Volhyniaball]] was one of those principalityballs. So, for a brief time, it took Kyivball.

In 1169, {{I|Vladimir-Suzdal}} [[Vladimir-Suzdalball]] raided Kyivball. {{I|Kievan Rus}} [[Kyivan Rusball]] died in 1240 as it was occupied by the {{I|Mongol Empire}} [[Mongol Empireball]] and remained its vassal up until the 14th century when both {{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}} [[Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball]] and {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} [[Kingdom of Polandball]] took control over it.

=== {{I|Zaporizhian Sich}} Rule of the Commonwealth, Cossacks and the Rise of Russia {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} ===
In 1569, {{I|Grand Duchy of Lithuania}} [[Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball]] and {{I|Kingdom of Poland}} [[Kingdom of Polandball]] united and became one as {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} <s>Polish Empire</s> [[Poland-Lithuaniaball]] and all of Ukraineball's clay went to Polandball. Commonwealthball wasn't very kind to Ukraineball, as it tried to forcefully Polonize and Catholicize Ukraineball. In 1596, the Union of Brest was signed, giving rise to {{I|Eastern Catholicism}} Greek Catholic Church, which is a combination of Orthodox values and traditions as well as being loyal to {{I|Catholicism}} Pope.

Before the formation of the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball|Commonwealthball]], in the sparsely-populated south-eastern steppes, Cossacks have formed {{I|Zaporizhian Sich}} [[Zaporizhian Sichball|Sichball]] on the island of Khortytsia in the Dnieper. Throughout the 16th and 17th centuries, they were defending the south from the {{I|Ottoman}} [[Ottoman Empireball|ke]][[Crimean Khanateball|bab]] {{I|Tatars}}, as well as starting various uprisings against the Polish for their mistreatment of Ruthenians (Ukrainians).

In 1648, {{I|Zaporizhian Sich}} [[Zaporizhian Sichball|Zaporozhian Cossacks]] started a massive uprising against the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Poland-Lithuaniaball|Commonwealthball]] what became known as Khmelnytsky Uprising or National Liberation War, forming {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} [[Cossack Hetmanateball]] in the process. The war was going well up until 1651, when their {{I|Tatars}} [[Crimean Khanateball|kebab allies]] betrayed them in Berestechko.

In 1654, {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} [[Cossack Hetmanateball|Hetmanateball]] has signed the '''BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER''' Treaty of Pereyaslav, allowing {{I|Tsardom of Russia}} [[Tsardom of Russiaball|Muscovyball]] to annex them, so that the Cossacks could defeat the {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Poland-Lithuaniaball|Kurwa]].

=== {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} The Ruin {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} ===
Following the end of Khmelnytsky Uprising, {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} [[Cossack Hetmanateball|Hetmanateball]] was divided amongst {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Poland-Lithuaniaball]] taking right-bank Ukraineball and {{I|Tsardom of Russia}} [[Tsardom of Russiaball]] taking left-bank Ukraineball and {{I|Zaporizhian Sich}} [[Zaporizhian Sichball]]. Both Polandball and Muscovyball treated Ruthenians like garbage. Because of the division, both right and left banks hated each other and wanted to unite under their rule. {{I|Ottoman}} [[Ottoman Empireball|Kebab]] tried to intervene too, establishing a vassal state in {{I|Vinnytsia}} Podoliaball.

In 1710, {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} [[Cossack Hetmanateball]] formed an alliance with {{I|Swedish Empire}} [[Swedish Empireball|Swedenball]] against {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]] but failed miserably. This was the beginning of the end of the Hetmanateball.

In 1764, {{I|Cossack Hetmanate Ball}} [[Cossack Hetmanateball|Hetmanateball]] ceased to exist and in 1775, {{I|Zaporizhian Sich}} [[Zaporizhian Sichball]] was destroyed. Cossacks have fled to other clay, searching for a new home, including the Danube, Kuban, and Don.

Overall, it was a really messy and complicated period in Ukraineball's history. Still, in the end, {{I|Poland-Lithuania}} [[Poland-Lithuaniaball|Commonwealthball]] was partitioned three times. Western Ukraineball as well as [[Bukovinaball]] and [[Zakarpattya Oblastball|Transcarpathiaball]] became part of the {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austrian Empireball]].

=== {{I|Ukraine}} The Divided Ukraine {{I|Ukraine}} ===
{{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]] has put a lot of effort to erase Ukraineball as a nation: from burning books to rewriting history, banning the usage of {{I|Ukraine}} Ukrainian language and forceful {{I|Novorossiya}} "Little Russian (Maloros)" identity.

Many Ukrainians were deported from their clay, forcing them to settle in Eastern regions of {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]]. {{I|Green Ukraine}} [[Green Ukraineball]] in the Far East, is the most well-known settlement, with others include {{I|Gray}} Gray Ukraineball mostly in the {{I|Kazakh}} Northern [[Kazakhstanbrick]], {{I|Yellow}} Yellow Ukraineball in the Volga and {{I|Red}} Red Ukraineball in {{I|Krasnodar Krai}} Kubanball.

On the other side, {{I|Austria-Hungary}} [[Austria-Hungaryball]] left {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball alone but leaving {{I|Poland}} Polish, {{I|Romania}} Romanian, and {{I|Hungary}} Hungarian local authorities to constantly pick on {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball.

Revolutions of 1848 have affected {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball too, notably in the {{I|Austrian Empire}} Habsburg-controlled West fighting against the discrimination by Poles and serfdom. It was eventually was abolished in 1848 in Western Ukraineball and in 1861 in Russia-controlled Ukraineball.

Ukrainians in the Western regionballs have immigrated to {{I|Canada|(Red Ensign)}} [[Canadaball]], {{I|USA}} [[USAball]], {{I|Argentina}} [[Argentinaball]], {{I|Brazil}} [[Brazilball]], {{I|Australia}} [[Australiaball]], etc.

=== {{I|Ukraine}} Failed Independence and Interwar Period {{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} ===
In World War I, Ukraineball has fought on both sides: Western regionballs fought for {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austria-Hungaryball|Kaiser]]. In contrast, the East fought for {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball|Tsar]].

After the fall of the {{I|Russian Empire}} [[Russian Empireball]], Ukraineball proclaimed autonomy with the declaration of First Universal on June 23, 1917. On November 20 of the same year, announced the creation of {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukrainian People's Republicball]], and even despite proclaiming autonomy, Russians, of course, didn't like that, but the {{I|Russian SFSR (old)}} [[Russian SFSRball|Bolsheviks]] didn't like that either. So on December 25, 1917, the Bolsheviks invaded {{I|Kharkiv (city)}} [[Kharkivball]] and established {{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} [[Ukrainian SSRball]].

{{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukrainian People's Republicball|UPRball]] was weak, so on April 29, 1918, {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empireball]] established a puppet stateball called {{I|Hetmanate}} [[Ukrainian Stateball]], also known by its other name Hetmanateball, but it was short-lived.

In the south, {{I|Free Territory}} [[Makhnoviaball]], an anarcho-communist society, fought relentlessly against the {{I|White Movement}} Whites, {{I|Hetmanate}} [[Ukrainian Stateball|Hetmanateball]], {{I|Communism}} Red Army (they have collaborated, until Reds backstabbed them) and even {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukrainian People's Republicball|UPRball]].

At the same time, after the fall of {{I|Austrian Empire}} [[Austria-Hungaryball]] {{I|WUPR}} [[West Ukrainian People's Republicball]] declared independence, but was later annexed by {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball|Polandball]] and {{I|Romania}} [[Kingdom of Romaniaball|Romaniaball]]. Both Ukraineballs wanted to become one countryball, so on January 22, 1919, the Act of Unity was proclaimed, but it never went into full effect as both countryballs were occupied.

In 1920, {{I|Ukraine}} [[Ukrainian People's Republicball|UPRball]] allied with {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball|Polandball]] to stop the spread of communism. Following the Riga Peace Treaty, {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball|Polandball]] took [[Volhyniaball]], while {{I|Russian SFSR (old)}} [[Russian SFSRball|Sovok]] took the rest of Ukraineball's remaining clay.

In 1922, together with {{I|Byelorussian SSR}} [[Byelorussian SSRball]] and {{I|Transcaucasian SFSR}} [[Transcaucasian SFSRball]], they formed the {{I|Soviet}} <s>Second Russian Empire</s> [[Soviet Unionball]].

==== {{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} Early Soviet Union {{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} ====
The 1920s were mostly a stable decade for {{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} [[Ukrainian SSRball]], except for the 1921-23 famine that took up to approximately 5 million dead across the whole {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]]. New Economic Policy and Industrialization have helped the countryball grow. Organization policies were the best thing that ever happened to {{I|Ukrainian SSR (old)}} [[Ukrainian SSRball|Soviet Ukraineball]].

The 1930s, however, weren't so kind. Ukraineball has experienced another famine, but this time it was a [[Holodomor|planned genocide]] with the sole purpose to kill everyone who disagreed with the collectivization policies, aka "kulaks." As a result, over 6 million {{I|Ukraine}} Ukrainians have died, and their land was settled by {{I|Russia}} Russians. Furthermore, many cultural-religious figures and dissidents faced repressions; most were executed during the Great Purge. Hence, they are known as the "Executed Renaissance."

==== {{I|WUPR}} Western Lands {{I|Carpatho-Ukraine}} ====
{{I|WUPR}} [[West Ukrainian People's Republicball]] wasn't happy with their clay becoming Polish again. Because of this, the anti-Polish sentiment was high. As a response, {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball|Polandball]] began repressing the native {{I|Ukraine-colony}} Ukrainian population. Brutal pacification in East Galicia, Revindication, forced Polonization as well as intense Polish settlement of {{I|Lviv}} Galiciaball and {{I|Volyn}} [[Volhyniaball]] were carried out by the Polish government during the Sanitation period.

In {{I|Chernivtsi}} Northern Bukovynaball, the situation was somewhat similar. {{I|Romania}} [[Kingdom of Romaniaball|Romaniaball]]'s authorities have even made it forbidden to speak Ukrainian not only on an official level but also on a local and private level as well.

For most of its history, {{I|Zakarpattia}} [[Zakarpattya Oblastball|Transcarpathiaball]] remained isolated from the rest of Ukraineballs. {{I|Czechia}} [[Czechoslovakiaball]] usually left the native population alone and did not force their beliefs on them. However, the {{I|Russia}} Russophile movement and {{I|Carpathian Ruthenia}} [[Carpathian Rutheniaball|Rusyn identity]] was prevalent in the region, ever since the days of {{I|Austria-Hungary}} [[Austria-Hungaryball]].

In 1938-39, Ukrainian national movement started to gain traction, rejecting the Russophile and {{I|Carpathian Ruthenia}} Rusyn movements. Following the crisis in {{I|Czechia}} [[Czechoslovakiaball]] in 1938, {{I|Carpatho-Ukraine}} [[Carpatho-Ukraineball]] was established, but it was killed by {{I|Kingdom of Hungary}} [[Kingdom of Hungaryball (1920-46)|Hungaryball]] in 1939, shortly after declaring independence.

In 1939, {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball]] and {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] have invaded {{I|Poland}} [[Second Polish Republicball|Polandball]]. {{I|Lviv}} Eastern Galiciaball and {{I|Volyn}} [[Volhyniaball]] were integrated into {{I|Ukrainian SSR}} [[Ukrainian SSRball]], and in 1940, following the occupation of Romaniaball, {{I|Chernivtsi}} Northern Bukovynaball, part of [[Bessarabiaball]] and [[Budjakball]] were integrated as well. Finally, in 1945 {{I|Zakarpattia}} [[Zakarpattya Oblastball|Transcarpathiaball]] became the last western ball to be integrated into Ukraineball.

=== {{I|Ukrainian National Committee}} World War II {{I|Ukrainian National Committee}} ===
In 1941, {{I|Ukrainian SSR}} [[Ukrainian SSRball|Ukraineball]] became occupied by the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Nazis]] in [[World War II|WW2]] and was turned into the {{I|Ukrainian National Committee}} [[Nazi Ukraineball|Reichskommissariatball]]. At first, Nazis were welcomed since the inhabitants didn't like the {{I|Communism}} Soviets. But, as it turned out, [[File:Nazi.gif]] Nazis weren't any different. {{I|Israel}} Jews that lived in Ukraineball's clay were subjected to the [[Holocaust]]. Many of them were executed at Babyn Yar. By the end of 1942, all of Ukraineball's clay was occupied.

During the war, everyone wanted to get their share of Ukraineball's clay, such as {{I|Polish Underground State}} [[Polish Underground Stateball|Polish Home Army]], {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Nazis]] and of course, the {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|Red Army and Soviet Partisans]], so {{I|UPA}} [[UPAball]] fought a guerrilla war against all of them.

From 1943 to 1944, {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] has secured many victories against the {{I|Nazi|(hat)}} [[Nazi Germanyball]] and <s>re-annexed</s> liberated {{I|Ukrainian SSR}} [[Ukrainian SSRball|Ukraineball]].

=== {{I|Ukrainian SSR}} Cold War, Fall of the USSR and Independence {{I|Ukraine}} ===
Ukraineball had suffered a third and last famine from 1946 to 1947 when most of their crops were sent to neighboring countryballs. Following the end of WW2, the history of Ukraineball was mostly uneventful.

In 1986, [[Ukrainian SSRball|Ukraineball]]'s nuclear power plant exploded and the {{I|Chernobyl}} [[Chornobylball|Chornobyl]] [[Wikipedia:Chernobyl disaster|disaster]] happened, which did more harm to {{I|Byelorussian SSR}} [[Byelorussian SSRball|Belarusball]] than {{I|Ukrainian SSR}} [[Ukrainian SSRball|Ukraineball]]. {{I|Soviet}} Soviet authorities have tried to cover it up.

{{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball declared its sovereignty on 16 June 1990 and a year later, managed to escape from {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] on 24 August 1991. {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball]] basically ceased to exist on December 8, 1991, when the leaders of {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball, {{I|Belarus|(old)}} [[Belarusball]] and {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] signed the Belovezha Accords, creating {{I|CIS}} [[CISball|Commonwealth of Independent Statesball]] in the process.

=== {{I|Ukraine}} Post-Independence, Annexation of Crimeaball, War in Donbas, and Modern Times {{I|Ukraine}} ===
Since {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball's independence, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball didn't have it easy. They had given up on their nuclear weapons in 1994 and, since the same year, was ruled by a {{I|Oligarchy}} criminal oligarchy. There were two revolutions: a peaceful one in 2004, the {{I|Orange}} [[Wikipedia:Orange Revolution|Orange Revolution]], and the more violent {{I|EU}} [[Wikipedia:Euromaidan|Euromaidan (Revolution of Dignity)]] from 2013 to 2014, which left 122 people dead and more than 2000 injured on both sides.

Currently, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball has troubles with {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]], as it annexed its {{I|Crimea}} [[Autonomous Republic of Crimeaball|Crimeaball]] clay and is fueling the wars in the eastern regions of the countryball.

At the same time, {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] has created {{I|Novorossiya}} [[Novorossiaball]], who decided to leave {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball, which became disbanded a year later amid the fights that are still happening within them.

{{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball forces started operation to kill {{I|Novorossiya}} [[Novorossiaball]], but {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] supported the separatists with volunteers (and regular troops) and weapons, so the fights became very bloody.

Despite the countless evidence of their regular army fighting on the separatist side, {{I|Russia}} Russiaball denies its involvement and instead calls it a "civil war."

Both {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball and {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] along with {{I|France}} [[Franceball]] and {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball]] have met in {{I|Minsk}} [[Minskball (City)|Minskball]], {{I|Belarus}} [[Belarusball]], and decided to freeze the conflict, but in reality, the conflict is still ongoing with {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] regularly providing weapons to the separatist side.

In 2018, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball has passed a new law about education that included obligatory learning of {{I|Ukraine}} Ukrainian language. So naturally, its neighbors weren't so keen on it, with {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball]] and, of course, {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] being the most enraged because of it.

In late 2018, {{I|Orthodox}} Orthodox Church of Ukraine became autocephalous.

In 2019, comedian and President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky made a very sexist comment on how the beautiful women of Ukraine are a "true Ukrainian brand." Ukrainian women {{I|Ukraine}} are outraged.

In 2021, {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] began mounting troops and armor on {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraine's border. {{I|Russia}} Russia has said that they are not planning on invading, but {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraine and {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball]] fear that they will. During tense talks that began in 2021 and continued into 2022, Russia has demanded that {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball|NATO]] guarantee that {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraine and {{I|Georgia}} Georgia don't join the alliance, which {{I|NATO}} Nato has not agreed to. During this tense situation, {{I|USA}} [[USAball]] discovered that {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] sent agents into {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraine with the intention of sabotaging their own {{I|Donetsk Republic}} [[Donetsk People's Republicball|proxy]] [[Luhansk People's Republicball|forces]] {{I|Luhansk Republic}} in a [[Wikipedia:False flag|false flag operation]] to justify an invasion. {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] has denied this. On January 14, a group of hackers (Likely {{I|Russia}} Russian or {{I|Belarus}} Belarusian) got access to Ukrainian government websites and vandalized them with threatening messages shortly before taking them offline. {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball|NATO]] members are saying that, if {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraine is invaded, they will send weapons to Ukrainians and help them mount an insurgency. {{I|Russia}} Russian and {{I|Belarus}} Belarusian forces then conducted training exercises on the Belarus–Ukraine border.

On 24 February 2022, {{I|Russia}} Russiaball [[2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|invaded]] {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball. The invasion is still happening to this day, and many have died in the conflict. On 30 September 2022, {{I|Russia}} Russiaball held a referendum and <code>Anschlussed</code> the {{I|Donetsk|(Ukraine)}} [[Donetsk Oblastball|Donetsk]], {{I|Kherson}} [[Kherson Oblastball|Kherson]], {{I|Luhansk|(Ukraine)}} [[Luhansk Oblastball|Luhansk]], and {{I|Zaporizhia}} [[Zaporizhzhia Oblastball|Zaporizhzhia Oblastballs]]. Many countryballs called the referendum rigged and the annexation illegal. In response, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball applied to join {{I|NATO}} NATOball.

In 8 June 2023, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball launched its counteroffensive against {{I|Russia}} Russiaball Until 31 August 2023. On 1 September 2023, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball has launched its counteroffensive, contrary against {{I|Russia}} Russiaball until 30 November 2023.

During the winter of 2023-2024, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball has launched the "winter campaigns" against {{I|Russia}} Russiaball.

In 2024, {{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball launched its own invasion of {{I|Russia}} Russiaball and occupied {{I|Kursk}} [[Kurskball]]'s clay.

==Стосунки (Relationships)==

=== Друзі (Friends) ===

* {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball|Канадакуля]] - '''BEST THERE IS IN THE WORLD!''' Also first to recognize me! It also has the 3rd largest Ukrainian population after me and {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|<s>bully</s> Russiaball]]. It helps train my troops and supply me with financial and military aid. You are my ideal and beloved friend who has beautiful Canadian girls to influence my Cossack men. Without you, I would not have survived a day against {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]. Zelensky likes you more than any other countries
* {{I|Serbia}} [[Serbiaball|Сербіякуля]] - Sibling, I support it on {{I|Kosovo}} [[Kosovoball]]. And by the way, Verka Serduchka is better than Marija Šerifović and should've won Eurovision instead of it! Thanks for supporting me on Crimea. And you condemnings Russia's invasion, thanks. But most of your people support {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|my enemy]].
* {{I|Armenia}} [[Armeniaball|Вірменіякуля]] -  Brother, WHY YOU WONT BE PART OF THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY?!!! I know you got betryayed by  {{I|Russia}} and are not cutting ties with it in this CSTO.  I feel sorry for you for going to war with {{I|Azerbaijan}} . And you give the world Kardashians. So are you going to admit that your friends with me now? :)
** {{I|Armenia}} Uhhh.... Look I lost Karabakh, Russia not helping me and now Americans training in my home, but I have not yet left CSTO so I will let you know...
** {{I|Ukraine}} Thank you
* {{I|Syria}} [[Syriaball|Сиріякуля]] - Congratulations for removing Bashar al-Assad.
* {{I|Azerbaijan}} [[Azerbaijanball|Азербайджанкуля]] - A member of GUAM, someone who understands me and supports me dearly. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Congratulations on regaining {{I|Artsakh}} [[Artsakhball|Karabakh]], it is your rightful clay. I totally endorse you.
* {{I|Estonia}} {{I|Latvia}} {{I|Lithuania}} [[Estoniaball|Бал]][[Latviaball|тій]][[Lithuaniaball|ці]] - Great comrades who have peacekeeping forces in my area. You all have a great relationship with me.
* {{I|Greece}} [[Greeceball|Греціякуля]] - My best friend recognized me in 1991, since then, we have been great friends! Thanks for recognizing my new Orthodox church!
* {{I|Croatia}} [[Croatiaball|Хорватіякуля]] - One of the good Slavballs who managed to earn 2nd place in the FIFA world cup. Thanks for saying Slava Ukrayini during the game "Vida!" You impressed me. I feel shocked seeing you get destroyed by {{I|France}} [[Franceball]].
* {{I|UAE}} [[UAEball|Еміратикуля]] - Middle Eastern friend who likes my cheese and also says Crimea is mine.
* {{I|Finland}} [[Finlandball|Фінляндіякуля]] - A beautiful country that recognizes me and understands me. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Good job fighting in the [[Winter War]], defeating {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|this bully]].
* {{I|Georgia}} [[Georgiaball|Грузіякуля]] - A member of [[GUAMball|GUAM]] who is also my best friend. We help each other economically and hate {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Vodka]] for occupying our territories. REMOVE your Prime Minister though, he is a Russian stooge. I still stand with Saakashvili! FREE GEORGIA FROM THIS FUCKING RUSSIAN LAW! I STAND WITH GEORGIAN PROTESTERS! REMOVE Garibashvili! YOU BETRAYED THE GEORGIAN PEOPLE DESPITE ME AWARDING YOU in 2021!
* {{I|NATO}} [[NATOball|НАТОкуля]] - Thanks for the peacekeeping force. Now the "rebels" won't gain a single foot in our territory. I appreciate you dearly particularly {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]]. '''LET ME INNNN!'''
* {{I|Tatars}} [[Crimean Khanateball|Кримський татаркуля]] - My own sibling that together we're <s>almost not</s> survived the times of {{I|Russian_Empire}} [[Russian Empireball|Russian Empire]] and {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|Soviet Union]]... Even if you're has been my enemy when you're has been {{I|Ottoman_Empire}} [[Ottoman Empireball|kebab]] ally, but I still forgive you.
* {{I|Bhutan}} [[Bhutanball|Бутанкуля]] - Another South Asian friend. Recognizes {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as my clay, and also wants to remove {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Vodka]].
* {{I|Turkey}} [[Turkeyball|Туреччинакуля]] - An honorable Turkish state who has a great relationship with me. Thanks for the bilateral agreements.
* {{I|Turkmen}} [[Turkmenistanball|Туркменістан]] -Thank you for distancing yourself from your Russian puppet siblings by supporting me and recognizing {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as my clay.
* {{I|Japan}} [[Japanball|Японіякуля]] - it has good cars, video games, anime <s>and hentai</s>.
* {{I|Netherlands}} [[Netherlandsball|Нідерландикуля]] - Good friend! Recognizes Crimeaball as mine. And it suspended Russia's embassy in Amsterdam, thank you! BUT NEVER FORGET THAT 2016 REFERENDUM AGAINST ME! We're fine now, tho.
* {{I|Kazakhstan}} [[Kazakhstanbrick|Казахцегла]] - You like peace and defense, huh? Well, you can be my friend... Still hoping for you to drop recognition of {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as  {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]'s... but whatever. Wait WHAT?! You told [[Russiaball|Rus]] to its face that Crimea and Donbas is mine last year! That took guts I'm glad you recognize my sovereign borders and you're beginning to distance yourself from it.
* {{I|Philippines}} [[Philippinesball|Філіппіникуля]] - Friends since 2018 but please remove {{I|Duterte}} [[Wikipedia:Rodrigo Duterte|Duterte]]. It [[Wikipedia:Political status of Crimea#Pro Russian Support|changed your position]] by recognizing {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]'s instead of my territory. You abstained? Well, I hope it stays that way. You are also better than this {{I|Myanmar}}{{I|Cambodia}}{{I|Laos}} [[Myanmarball|Use]][[Cambodiaball|less]][[Laosball|crap]] that support {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Vodka's]] presence in {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] and its annexation as well the ramming incident. It is also the step-daughter of my {{I|Slovenia}} [[Sloveniaball|cousin]] so it would be my niece.
* {{I|USA}} [[USAball|СШАкуля]] - A powerful nation who understands me. It has a significant military presence in my area. Now Zelenskyy is in {{I|San Francisco}} [[San Franciscoball]], '''GIB WEAPONS AND MILITARY SUPPORT!''' Also, thanks for training my country! But {{I|Donald Trump}} [[Wikipedia:Donald Trump|yuor current president]] is of {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Vodka shit cyka]] shill, although the overwhelming majority of yuor population still supports me.
* {{I|UK}} [[UKball|Велика Британіякуля]] - <s>NAME STEALER</s> Parent of {{I|USA}} [[USAball]], {{I|Canada}} [[Canadaball]] and {{I|Hong Kong}} [[Hong Kongball]]. It has great tea and hates {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]].
* {{I|Liberia}} [[Liberiaball|Ліберіякуля]] and {{I|Palau}} [[Palauball|Палаукуля]] - {{I|USA}} [[USAball]]'s children who support me on {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]]. They both hate {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|*I don't wanna say*]] as we're fine.
* {{I|South Korea}} [[South Koreaball|Південна Кореякуля]] - Even though it became friends with {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]], we're both friends of {{I|USA}} [[USAball|burger]] and it likes my products very much. But it may be kinda angry at me for supplying rocket engines for {{I|North Korea}} [[North Koreaball]]'s nuclear missiles.
* {{I|Argentina}} [[Argentinaball|Аргентинакуля]], {{I|Botswana}} [[Botswanaball|Ботсванакуля]], {{I|DR Congo}} [[Democratic Republic of the Congoball|ДР Конгокуля]], and {{I|Uruguay}} [[Uruguayball|Уругвайкуля]] - More recongizers of {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]].
* {{I|Mexico}} [[Mexicoball|Мексикакуля]] - You have a fair tourist location.
* {{I|Australia}} [[Australiaball|Австраліякуля]] - It of becomings good friends with me, but [[Wikipedia:Australia in the Eurovision Song Contest 2021|AUSTRALIA CAN NOT INTO QUALIFY OF GRAND FINAL FOR FIRST TIME!]] UKRAINE IS THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH PERFECT QUALIFICATIONS. XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA. At least we gib 12 points to them, so we of good.
* {{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube|Ізраїлькуб]] - We both got holocausted by the {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Nazis]] in [[World War II]] and we helped you in [[1948 Arab-Israeli War|Arab-Israeli War]] when I was a {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|Soviet SSRball]]. Thanks for somewhat recognizing {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as mine but please be nicer to {{I|Palestine}} [[Palestineball]]. Its not very nice.
* {{I|Iceland}} [[Icelandball|Ісландіякуля]] - Good friend. The only problem with you is that you became friends with {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]].
* {{I|Saudi Arabia}} [[Saudi Arabiaball|Саудівська Аравіякуля]] - Although it is a Russian bootlicker, it does not recognize {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]. At least we both hate {{I|Iran}} [[Iranball]]. It also apologizes to me for hating [[Wikipedia:Chrystia Freeland|Chrystia Freeland]]. It is now fine with {{I|Canada}}.
* {{I|Taiwan}} [[Taiwanball|Тайванькуля]] - We have {{I|Russia}}{{I|China}} [[Russiaball|common]] [[Chinaball|enemies]]. Also recognizing {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as mine. However I am having troubles getting diplomatically accredited to it as my only was is through {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|stupid vodka]]. I HATE VODKA! f*** YOU, I WILL OPEN REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE MYSELF!
* {{I|Vietnam}}  [[Vietnamball|В'єтнамкуля]] - Good trading partner. We both hate {{I|China}} [[Chinaball|wall maker]] and you recognize {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as mine. But why you like {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Rus]]? Oh, it's because they were {{I|Soviet}} Soviet Union. But {{I|Kazakhstan}} [[Kazakhstanbrick]] was last to leave!

=== Нейтральний (Neutral) ===

* {{I|Poland}} [[Polandball|Польщакуля]] - I will never forget the pain you caused me from 14th to 20th centuries and how you oppressed my people in the Захід! Stop complaining about [[Wikipedia:Massacres of Poles in Volhynia and Eastern Galicia|the massacres]] (I'm TERRIBLY sorry, but that's what you get for treating my people like garbage!), Lviv, Ivano-Frankivsk, and Ternopil as they are my cities, and also, '''my history is more tragic than yours''', you're a hypocrite who loves to play the victim card! But other than that, I appreciate your support, and you were one of the first countries to recognize me. '''Don't try anything funny, <code>{{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} [[Anschluss|OR ELSE...]] {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}}</code>'''
* {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball|Німеччинакуля]] - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner. But your government is very friendly with vodka...
* {{I|Moldova}} [[Moldovaball|Молдовакуля]] - We are good trading partners that give each other economic privileges. Instead of giving areas to you (which will harm my reputation), you are welcome to the Black Sea for cooperation. Also a member of [[GUAMball]]. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area! Their previous president was a Russophile! I'm glad it's gone. Also, their new president, Sandu, is visiting me at the start of next year. It also supports me on {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]].
* {{I|Rohingya}} [[Rohingyaball|Рохінджакуля]] - Stop supporting {{I|Catalan Republic}} [[Cataloniaball]] and hating my friend {{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube]]. But know we both hate {{I|Myanmar}} [[Myanmarball]].
* {{I|Romania}} [[Romaniaball|Румуніякуля]] - We both hate {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] and can into friends, but please talk to me about your canal. I want to see the canal. '''Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas!''' It also recognizes {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as being part of my clay! '''Also, FUCK YOUR ROMANIAN FANS FOR CHANTING PRO-RUSSIAN SHIT AND WAVING DPR FLAG. INVESTIGATE THIS SHITSHOW MATCH AS THEY ARE A....''' {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} [[Anschluss|DISGRACE TO YOUR COUNTRY]] {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} NEVER FORGET 3-0!!!
* {{I|Indonesia}} [[Indonesiaball|Індонезіякуля]] -  it has its own embassy in my clay,  like its culture. It hates {{I|Myanmar}} [[Myanmarball]] for a different reason. I don't know why it is a [[Russiaball|Vodka]] lover for the same reason many of my citizens like its language.
* {{I|Italy}} [[Italyball|Італіякуля]] - It hates {{I|EU}} [[EUball]] and {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball]] and it likes {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]], but at least it supports me on {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]]. By the way, thank you for liking our Eurovision 2021 entry! Yours deserved victory too!
* {{I|tunisia}} [[Tunisiaball|Туніскуля]] - 1-0 I defeat you but stop hating Spain, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Azerbaijan. Also, stop supporting [[Palestineball]], or I will never be your friend. Anyways, thanks for recognizing [[Crimeaball]] as my clay.
* {{I|Hungary}} [[Hungaryball|Угорщинакуля]] and {{I|Slovakia}} [[Slovakiaball|Словаччинакуля]] - Although we usually maintain good relations nowadays, {{I|Zakarpattia}} '''[[Zakarpattya Oblastball|ZAKARPATTIABALL]] IS MINE AND NOT YOURS YOU TWO!''' (I mean, there weren't many Slovaks in that region anyway) '''{{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} [[Anschluss|<code>OR ELSE...</code>]] {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}}'''
* {{I|Brazil}} [[Brazilball|Бразиліякуля]] - A wild nation who has a fine relationship with me. Also he has some ukrainian descendants in his clay, especially in {{I|Parana}} [[Paranáball]]. Please establish a better relationship with me. You may be a member of the {{I|BRICS}} [[BRICSbricks|PRICKS]], but at least you don't recognize [[Crimeaball|Crimea]] as part of [[Russiaball|Russia]]. <s>I will not come to Brazil, ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА!</s> But I got rekt and lost by the [[Franceball|stupid Baguette]] by 7-1 in 2020!
* {{I|Malaysia}} [[Malaysiaball|Малайзіякуля]] - you're cool dude, but I don't steal flag of your child {{I|Perlis}} [[Perlisball]]! And I don't crush your Boeing. It is {{I|Philippines}} [[Philippinesball]]'s sibling too so ok.
* {{I|Iraq}} [[Iraqball|Іраккуля]] - Just like {{I|Ba'athist Syria}} [[Ba'athist Syriaball]] and {{I|Iran}} [[Iranball]], it is a [[Russiaball|Vodka lover]] but at least not an ally of them and you do not recognize {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as part of {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]. It is also friends with some [[USAball|Burger]] allies (especially {{I|Australia}} [[Australiaball]], {{I|Japan}} [[Japanball]], and {{I|South Korea}} [[South Koreaball]]).
* {{I|Belarus}} [[Belarusball|Йобана маріонетка]] - It wondered why I betrayed it. I only "betrayed" {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] because it stole {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]], wages wars in my eastern clay and '''treating me like s*** overall!''' At least you did not steal any clay of mine. You are OK... For the time being. Join me and please stop supporting {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]. {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} [[Anschluss|<code>OR ELSE...</code>]] {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}}
* {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball|Кримкуля]] - Was annexed against its will. [[Russiaball]] is responsible for this not it. I don't blame it. Come back to me soon... <s>Also, no water for you, since you just ''love'' being Russian.</s>
* {{I|Kosovo}} [[Kosovoball|Косовокуля]] - Despite that I don't recognize you, I like you because you recognize Crimea as mine. <s>Psst, If [[Serbiaball|it]] starts getting close with [[Russiaball|that bully]], I might recognize you, don't worry.</s>
* {{I|Bulgaria}} [[Bulgariaball|Болгаріякуля]] - Many Bulgarians live in my clay, mostly in my [[Odessa Oblastball|Odesa]] and [[Zaporizhzhya Oblastball|Zaporizhzhia]] oblasts, but stop being friends with {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]], or I'll be not your friend! At least it recognizes {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball|Crimea]] as mine.
* {{I|Spain}} [[Spainball|Іспаніякуля]] - '''0-4 NEVER FORGET!''' But is fine because you recognize [[Crimeaball]] as mine and we both hate [[South Africaball]]. I even don't support Cataloniaball's independence, and we both hate separatists, but stop hating [[Albaniaball]]!
* {{I|Albania}} [[Albaniaball|Албаніякуля]] - Am sorry for not recognizing [[Kosovoball]], but why did you kick [[Taiwanball]] from the [[UNball]] in 1971? But at least we both hate [[Iranball]].
* {{I|Pakistan}} [[Pakistanball|Пакистанкуля]] - Is a good friend of mine and I give it my T-84s and it gives me economic aid. But I partly hate it because it is a {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Vodka]] puppet.
* {{I|India}} [[Indiaball|Індіякуля]], {{I|China}} [[Chinaball|Китайкуля]], and {{I|South Africa}} [[South Africaball|Південна Африкакуля]] - I only put you guys here since you guys condemned Russia for invading me.
* {{I|Volodymyr Zelensky}}  [[Wikipedia:Volodymyr Zelenskyy|Володимир Зеленський]] - I have mixed opinions on him. You servings in the military and help me fight {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|this мудак]], but yuo are only elected BECAUSE YUO WERE THE ONLY CANDIDATE YA COULD VOTE AGAINST POROSHENKO, '''AND HE WAS A FUCKING COWARD!!!''' Also, give more money for miy {{I|Ukraine|(soldier)}} army please.
* {{I|Ukraine}} [[Wikipedia:Nikocado Avocado|Нікокадо Авокадо]] - Wait, yuo were always [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA two steps ahead]?

=== Вороги (Enemies) ===

* {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Росіякуля]] - '''I have got brainwashed by its propaganda during Soviet times. After [[Soviet Unionball]]'s collapse, I gave it its nukes back, and it promised not to take any of my lands, what a dumbfuck I was. You're already got mobilized to invade me again! (That's all a lies that we're has been "siblings") Now yuo stole my [[Crimeaball|Krim]] in 2014''', get separatist shits to [[War in Donbass|occupy Donechchyna]] and [[2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|started full scale invasion of me in 2022]]. Yes, nazy f***, I saw how you started use your " z " swastika and started to r*pe and kill innocent ukrainians. I don't care what your Putin says. I would never forgive you anymore!!! And remember, I started my OFFICIAL KURSK INVASION SO TAKE THAT!  KURSK IS FREED RUSSIAN LAND UNDER MY NAME Aand I will save the world by LIBERATING YOU FROM PUTIN! SUDZHA IS RUSSIAN WITHOUT PUTIN SINCE YOU USED IRANIAN SHAHED DRONES <code>{{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} [[Anschluss|YOUR GETTING DRONED CONSISTENTLY BY MY MILLION PRODUCED LOCAL UKRAINIAN DRONES..]] {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}}</code> 
** {{I|Russia}} - XAXAXA Good luck
* {{I|Burundi}} [[Burundiball|Бурундікуля]], {{I|Cambodia}} [[Cambodiaball|Камбоджакуля]], {{I|Myanmar}} [[Myanmarball|М'янмакуля]], {{I|Laos}} [[Laosball|Лаоскуля]] - Please stop recognizing {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as part of {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]], you poor beggars!
* {{I|North Korea}} [[North Koreaball|Північна Кореякуля]] - THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS INVADING ME!! KOREYAKULYA IDI NAHUI!!!
* {{I|Venezuela}} [[Venezuelaball|Венесуелакуля]], {{I|Nicaragua}} [[Nicaraguaball|Нікарагуакуля]], {{I|Cuba}} [[Cubaball|Кубакуля]], {{I|Ba'athist Syria}} [[Ba'athist Syriaball|Сиріякуля]], {{I|Sudan}} [[Sudanball|Суданкуля]], {{I|North Korea}} [[North Koreaball|Північна Кореякуля]], and {{I|Zimbabwe}} [[Zimbabweball|Зімбабвекуля]]  - More slaves of {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]] and they recognize {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] as a part of {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]]. Stop it! And for {{I|Ba'athist Syria}} [[Ba'athist Syriaball|you]], I am happy that you are dead. Rest in Hell.
* {{I|George Soros}} [[Wikipedia:George Soros|Джордж Сорос]] - Most of my citizens really hate you, Hungarian Businessman.
* {{I|Iran}} [[Iranball|Іран]] - '''YOU'RE A SUKA! YOU SHOT DOWN MY BOEING 737, killing my crew and 176 PEOPLE! WHY DID YOU DO THIS? NOW WE WILL DO THIS TO YOU! [[Canadaball|CANADA]] IS GUARANTEED FOR YOU! Since he has to rely on the help of America and Ukraine due to the lack of relations between [[Canadaball|Canada]] and Iran, what are you supposed to say?! I MUST FIND OUT WHICH IRANIAN DID THIS! ALSO, THANK YOU FOR SPREADING COVID-19 INTO EUROPE!''' Well, I accepted your apology then, '''BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET IT!''' XAXAXAXA YOUR SHAHED DRONES WONT WORK AGAINST ME! XAXAXA PRESIDENT HELICOPTER CRASH! I WILL MAKE SURE ISRAEL SMASHES KHAMENEI!!! GET MISSILE STRIKED!!! I WILL COME GET YOU!!! But hey, thank you for recognising Crimea as mine.
* {{I|Donetsk Republic}} [[Donetsk People's Republicball|'''Даун'''бас]] - The death of Alexander Zakharchenko is your doing and you are responsible for it! Смерть вам, сепарюги. '''Це є лише ваша провина в цьому!''' '''DUMBASSES!'''
* {{I|Luhansk Republic}} [[Luhansk People's Republicball|Лу'''гандон''']] - Using a communist sign, huh? Who are you anyway?
* {{I|Palestine}} [[Palestineball|Палестина]] - I recognize you, but now you are a {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball|Russian]] puppet. Also a fake country who recognize [[Crimeaball]] and Donechchyna as russian clay! Go back to {{I|Israel}} [[Israelcube]] then!
** {{I|Palestine}}: Man, I am neutral on your invasion. Also I don't recognise Crimea as Russian either.
* {{I|Kyrgyz}} [[Kyrgyzstanball|Киргизстан]] and {{I|Uganda}} [[Ugandaball|Уганда]] - They recognize the Crimean occupation, which is very stupid..
* {{I|Leipzig}} [[Leipzigball|Ляйпцігкуля]] - Flag stealer!
* {{I|Transnistria}} [[Transnistriaball|Придністров'якуля]] - Communist riverline area that used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romania's area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. It then left in the 1990s, started a war, became friends with the Russians, and blamed Moldovaball and me for the trouble. YEAH, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO OCCUPY! I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU TO DO THIS! SO IN CONCLUSION, '''STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!''' {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}} [[Anschluss|<code>OR ELSE...</code>]] {{I|Cossack Hetmanate}}
* {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|СРСРкуля]] - '''YOU'RE A MONSTER! YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY CULTURE AND MY NATION! IT IS BECAUSE OF YOUR PROPAGANDA I CAN'T BE A BETTER COUNTRY! YOU'RE KILLED ALMOST ALL MY PEOPLE BACK IN 1932-1933 WITH HOLODOMOR!''' I can sleep better while knowing that you're burning in hell! You're actually got strong because you took all the grains of mine!
* {{I|Nazi}} [[Nazi Germanyball|Нациcти]] - You're the same piece of sh*t as {{I|Soviet}} [[Soviet Unionball|Soviets]]. '''AND I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES, FOR BABYN YAR!''' '''ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL ЇБОК!''' And {{I|UPA}} UPA fought against those savages (even if {{I|Ukrainian National Committee}} [[Nazi Ukraineball|OUN]] does)!
* {{I|Vladimir Putin}} [[Putinism|Володимир Путін '''<s>- ХУЙЛО</s>''']] - '''YOU WARCRIMINAL PRESIDENT! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ME WHILE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU? YOU WANT MY CLAY?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M UNOFFICIALLY INVADING''' {{I|Kursk}} '''[[KURSKBALL]]!!''' 
* {{I|ISIS}} [[Wikipedia:ISIS|ІДІЛ]] - '''REMOVE JIHAD!'''
* {{I|Western Sahara}} [[Western Saharaball|Західна Сахара]] - you are a part of {{I|Morocco}} [[Moroccoball]] AND THAT'S FINAL!
* {{I|Muammar Gaddafi}} [[Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball|Каддафі]] - I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD [[Russiaball|VODKA]] PUPPET!
* {{I|England}} [[Englandball|Англія]] - '''I WANTED TO WIN THE EUROS! 4-0 NEVER FORGET! Fuck you Harry Kane!'''
* MBC - [https://m.koreatimes.co.kr/pages/article.asp?newsIdx=313175 Why did you make some stereotype about me in Olympics?!]
* {{I|Ukraine}} [[Wikipedia:Petro Poroshenko|Петро Порошенко]] - Overpromised and underdelivered. '''You froze the war and made only things worse.''' The economy is of shit, makes me the unhappiest country in Europe, corruption is still at large, and I don't see the reforms - it's like Yanukovych but with a pro-EU coat of paint! Oh, and now I have to pay debts to IMF... That's it, I'm voting for {{I|Volodymyr Zelensky}} Zelenskyy. Even if he's gonna be in the future as much a failure as you're!
* {{I|Ukraine}} [[Wikipedia:Viktor Yanukovych|Віктор Янукович]] - XAXAXAXAXA, coward president who fled by helicopter. Yuo biased most of the government funds to the Donbass, instructing mass shootings on protestors and funneled the state budget for your cronies! AND... YUO SAY THAT THE OSTRICHES IN YOUR 75 MILLION US DOLLAR MEZHYHIRYA MANSION JUST "HAPPENED" TO BE THERE?! Then {{I|Russia}} Russia tried a failed coup to desperately put yuo back in power? xaxaxaxaxa... GOOD RIDDANCE!
* {{I|Wagner}} [[Wikipedia:Wagner Group|Группа Вагнера]] (since 2023) - XAXAXAXAXA, after taking my clay they turned on {{I|Russia}} Rosiya? XAXAXAXA, BEGONE FROM UKRAYINA NOW!
* {{I|USA}} [[USAball|СШАкуля]] (Sometimes, during Trump's presidency) - ЩО В ХРЯ HAS THAT {{I|Donald Trump}} [[Trumpism|ORANGE SCUMBAG]] DONE TO YUO?! '''AM I EXPENDABLE TO YOU?''' I FIGHT EVERY DAY FOR MY FREEDOM AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME, THEN YOU CUT MILITARY AID AND REFUSE TO INVITE ME IN CEASEFIRE TALKS? SLAVA UKRAINI, I "HOPE" YOU'RE HAPPY TO ABANDON ME FOR DICTATORS LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT!
** {{Alias|Donald Trump-icon.png||'''YOU RUINED THE UNITED STATES! ALL FOR WHAT, SO I CAN GIVE UP MY TERRITORY TO {{I|Russia}} RUZZIA? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN PUTIN!'''}}

==Куля області (Oblastballs)==
{{I|Ukraine}} Ukraineball has 24 oblasts: (''Italic'' means that it is disputed)
*The West:
**{{I|Lviv}} [[Lviv Oblastball]]
**{{I|Ivano- Frankivsk}} [[Ivano-Frankivsk Oblastball]]
**{{I|Ternopil}} [[Ternopil Oblastball]]
**{{I|Zakarpattia}} [[Zakarpattya Oblastball]]
**{{I|Chernivtsi}} [[Chernivtsi Oblastball]]
**{{I|Volyn}} [[Volyn Oblastball]]
**{{I|Rivne}} [[Rivne Oblastball]]
*The Center/North:
**{{I|Kyiv Oblast}} [[Kyiv Oblastball]]
***{{I|Kyiv}} [[Kyivball]]
**{{I|Cherkasy}} [[Cherkasy Oblastball]]
**{{I|Chernihiv}} [[Chernihiv Oblastball]]
**{{I|Kirovohrad}} [[Kirovohrad Oblastball]]
**{{I|Zhytomyr}} [[Zhytomyr Oblastball]]
**{{I|Vinnytsia}} [[Vinnytsya Oblastball]]
**{{I|Khmelnytskyi}} [[Khmelnytskyi Oblastball]]
**{{I|Poltava}} [[Poltava Oblastball]]
**{{I|Sumy}} [[Sumy Oblastball]]
*The South:
**{{I|Dnipropetrovsk}} [[Dnipropetrovsk Oblastball]]
**{{I|Zaporizhia}} [[Zaporizhzhya Oblastball|''Zaporizhzhya Oblastball'']]
**{{I|Odessa}} [[Odessa Oblastball]]
**{{I|Mykolaiv}} [[Mykolayiv Oblastball]]
**{{I|Kherson}} [[Kherson Oblastball|''Kherson Oblastball'']]
**{{I|Crimea}} [[Autonomous Republic of Crimeaball|''Crimeaball'']]
**{{I|Sevastopol}} [[Sevastopolball]]''[[Sevastopolball]]''
*The East:
**{{I|Kharkiv}} [[Kharkiv Oblastball]]
**{{I|Donetsk|(Ukraine)}} [[Donetsk Oblastball|''Donetsk Oblastball'']]
**{{I|Luhansk|(Ukraine)}} [[Luhansk Oblastball|''Luhansk Oblastball'']]

== Дрібниці (Trivia) ==
*Its biggest defeat in football was 7-1 to {{I|France}} [[Franceball]] in the European Qualification of the 2022 World Cup on October 7, 2020. This is the same score where {{I|Brazil}} [[Brazilball]] got its biggest defeat by 7-1 to {{I|Germany}} [[Germanyball]].
*It was {{I|EU}} Europe's least happiest countryball.
*Its {{I|Kyiv}} [[Kyivball|capital]] is the home of the world's deepest metro station.
*It remembers the time when a nuclear power plant's reactor [[Wikipedia:Chernobyl disaster|blew up]] in its {{I|Chernobyl}} [[Chernobylball|clay]] in 1986.
*It hates it when someone says {{I|Crimea}} [[Crimeaball]] is {{I|Russia}} [[Russiaball]].
*{{I|USA}} [[USAball]] sometimes confuses Ukraineball as {{I|UK}} [[UKball]] because its name starts with U and K and ends with "raine."

==Інформація для художників (Information for artists)==
===Як малювати (How to draw)===
{{Drawing difficulty|trivial}}
#Draw a circle.
#Then draw a <font color="#005BBB">'''blue'''</font>/<font color="#FFD500">'''yellow'''</font> stripe in the center and then color the flag.
#Draw the eyes, and you're finished.

===Кольори прапора (Flag colors)===
{{Flag-color-table
|color1-name = Absolute Zero
|color1-rgb = 0, 87, 183
|color1-cmyk = C100-M63-Y0-K2
|color1-hex = #0057B7
|color2-name = School Bus Yellow
|color2-rgb = 255, 215, 0
|color2-cmyk = C0-M2-Y100-K0
|color2-hex = #FFD700}}

==Галерея (Gallery)==
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==Примітки та Виноска (Notes and references)==
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==Дивись також (See also)==
{{Category Countries}}
{{Category CIS}}
{{Category Ukraine}}
{{Category Slavic}}
{{Category Russia}}

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