Bosnia and Herzegovinaball

“”People Never Remember The 100 Times You Helped Them, They Only Remember The One Time You Didn't.

— Bosnian Quote

Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is a legendary kebab defender helikopter helikopter a landlocked Slavic countryball in the Balkan Peninsula, which is in Southeastern Europe. It is bordered by Croatiaball to the north and west, the Mediterranean to the south, Serbiaball to the east, Montenegroball to the south and southeast, and is located just north across the Mediterranean from Italyball. It can into making robots since their robot won robot olympics.

The countryball is divided into two separate entityballs and one districtball, being the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republika Srpskaball and the Brčko Districtball, giving it a total area of 19,741 square miles (51,129 square kilometers), making it the 125th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it has a population of about 3.502 million inhabitants.

History

Early history

At first, File:Banate of Bosnia-icon.png Banate of Bosniaball was hiding in the mountains and nobody could find it, so it created its kingdom and its own religion called "Church of Bosnia" (a.k.a. Bogomil) because Catholics and Orthodox were too boring. At its peak, Bosnia was biggest and most influental kingdom in the Balkans. It was able to maintain its clay and power until Ottomanball found where it lives and made it kebab.

Austria-Hungary and WWI

After some time, Bosnia got angry at Ottomanball, so it started to fight for its independence. At the end, Bosniaball won and gained independence, but was too weak, so Serbiaball offered Bosnia to join him, but Bosnia refused and decided to join File:Habsburg-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball. That made Serbiaball angry so it came to Bosnia while File:Habsburg-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball was visiting it and shot it, starting WWI. After WWI, Bosnia was forced to join File:Kingdom of Yugoslavia-icon.png Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball.

WWII

In 1941, during WWII, Nazi Germanyball invaded File:Kingdom of Yugoslavia-icon.png Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball and made File:Independent State of Croatia-icon.png Independent State of Croatiaball and forced Bosnia to be part of it. Then, Yugoslaviaball freed Bosnia from the Nazis and Bosnia accepted to be part of it.

Independence

A few decades passed and Yugoslaviaball turned into a piece of shit so Bosnia escaped from it together with Croatiaball, Sloveniaball, and Macedoniaball.

Bosnian War

1992

In 1992, its sibling Serbiaball (File:SR Serbia-icon.png SR Serbiaball at the time) and its child Republic Srpskaball started hating it because it could into independence. Its File:SR Serbia-icon.png sibling used parent's army and supplied its child with weapons.

When it became independent on March 1, Republic Srpskaball barricaded File:Sarajevo-icon.png Sarajevoball. It and its child quickly started getting involved in street fighting. It had its paramilitary, the Zelene Beretke, and Republic Srpskaball had its own paramilitaries. On the 4th of April, they invaded File:Bijeljina-icon.png Bijeljinaball and conquered it.

Later, on the 9th of April, they invaded Zvornikball and conquered it. On the 5th of April, they started shelling File:Sarajevo-icon.png Sarajevoball. The territory that Republic Srpskaball occupied created a Bosniak enclave that contained towns such as Goražde, Foča, Srebrenicaball, and Žepa. Foča was conquered on the 28th of April. On the 2nd of May, Serbiaball and Republic Srpskaball started conquering File:Sarajevo-icon.png Sarajevoball.

Bosniaball was in a bad situation. In October, it started a conflict against Croatiaball and its child File:Herzeg-Bosnia-icon.png Herzeg-Bosniaball.

Its child started conquering its clay, and its sibling supplied it with weapons, but luckily with good strategy and shipments from NATOball and Iranball, Bosniaball won the war. Serbiaball retired from the war after losing.

1993

In early January, United Nationball made a plan on how to partition its clay into ethnic divisions. Everyone accepted the agreement (Croatiaball, File:Herzeg-Bosnia-icon.png Herzeg-Bosniaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Republic Srpskaball, and File:Panslavic-icon.png Serbia and Montenegroball).

However, when Republic Srpskaball returned home in Pale, it changed its mind, although its parent told it to accept it. File:Herzeg-Bosnia-icon.png Herzeg-Bosniaball started hurting it a lot. Its own child betrayed it by cooperating with Republic Srpskaball and File:Herzeg-Bosnia-icon.png Herzeg-Bosniaball.

Its child was File:AP Western Bosnia-icon.png AP Western Bosniaball. NATOball and Iranball helped it by fighting Republic Srpskaball in Operation Deny Flight.

1994

Croatiaball and its child made peace with it by signing the Washington Agreement. When they made peace, they made their own federation (File:Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina-icon.png Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball) and we could now be focused on removing Republic Srpskaball.

Denmarkball helped me with the operation Bøllebank and removed Republic Srpskaball around Tuzlaball. It removed its child, and Republic Srpskaball wanted to reanimate it, but it was interrupted by it and Croatiaball in 1995 by the Operation Storm.

1995

It and Croatiaball removed Republic Srpskaball from Western Bosnia. Republic Srpskaball conquered Žepaball and Srebrenicaball and committed genocide against it there.

After that, NATOball started bombarding Republic Srpskaball. It then conquered many towns in Bosnian Krajina. Then everyone started negotiating and the Dayton Agreement became a success and peace was brought back into its clay.

Nowadays its clay composed of 3 main administrave divisions, Croatians and Bosniaks in File:Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina-icon.png Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Srpska Republicball who is mainly Serbs and is of VERY rebellious, and autonomous, slightly Bosniak-majority File:Brchko District-icon.png Brčko Districtball. Unlike other countryballs, it has 3 president posts representing Serbs, Croats, and Bosniaks, and is overseen by special advisorballs.

Relationships (Odnosi/Односи)

Friends (Prijatelji/Пријатељи)

• Albanija/Албанија - Good Muslim friend! But my burek is of better! We both suffered the wrath of f***ing kebab remover and we love old German cars. Defend Shqip! I was considering recognizing Kosovo but there is always Serbiaball.
• Austrija/Аустрија - You are one of my best friends! I like you a lot.
• File:Sandzhak-icon.png Sandžak/Санџак - My old clay that Serbiaball took away from me and split with Montenegro! Montenegro wanted to give me his part of Sandžak back but Serbiaball f***ing talked him out of it! But don't worry, I'll take you back! SANDŽAK JE BOSNA! (САНЏАК ЈЕ БОСНА!)
• Poljska/Пољска - Happy 100th birthday my sibling! You are my very good friend! It also supports my entry in the NATO and EU.
• Brazil/Бразил - We don't have of much relations, but it not want to remove kebab, and it is an excellent provider of coffee and both of we love football and dancing!
• Bugarska/Бугарска - My sibling recognized me as an independent country! Also we have overall good relations also because it is not so crazy like my other siblings in the Balkans.
• Pakistan/Пакистан - Very good muslim friend and trade partner, I will never forget the help you gave me during my dark times, We both despise Israelcube and Indiaball and we have embassies in each other.
• Kanada/Канада - It's of very friendly, also, an excellent provider of jobs.
• Danska/Данска - It helpings me remove Republic Srpskaball back in 1994. It also accepted 20,000 refugees.
• Evropska Unija/Европска Унија and Organizacija Sjevernoatlantskog pakta/Организација Сјеверноатланског пакта - Helped me during the Yugoslav Wars, and also most of its members recognize the Bosnian Genocide. Hopefully I can join yuo guys in the future.
• Njemačka/Њемачка - Friends cause it has lots of money. Half of my population is working in your country.
• Mađarska/Мађарска - Apart from the fact that it occasionally acts like Trump and that its border officials are the biggest pain in the ass I have witnessed, we get along really well and intermarriages do happen ocassionally (especially if we bump into each other while working in Austriaball or Vojvodinaball, where many of my Serbs live). Also, a fair number of my students have been going there to study in English, which is nice. Also, hats off to 1956, which took some balls. BUT WHY DID YOU VOTE AGAINST SREBRENICA RESOLUTION?! AND STOP SUPPORTING THIS SERBIAN WANNABE!
• Italija/Италија and San Marino/Сан Марино - Favoritings of my middle school sightseeing!
• Japan/Јапан - It gibs a many bus and is a very good tourist and friend.
• Malezija/Малезија - A lot of my engineer students of going there. Also during the war, it and USA with help of NATO and UN to defend me against Serbia with their File:Chetniks-icon.png Chetniks and Srpska shitfacks.
• Indonezija/Индонезија - Thanks Soeharto for visiting me and building a mosque here during Bosnian war. Fellow kebab defender.
• Slovenija/Словенија - The richest sibling, helps me out.
• Hrvatska/Хрватска - My best sibling. It won 2nd place in World Cup and I'm proud of it.BUT NEVER FORGET 1993.YOU HELPED THIS File:Herzeg Bosnia-icon.png Ustashas TO STOLE MY CLAY! But you still my best friend.
• Turska/Турска - Probably best friends for now because Turkey is the only one who understands me, It gib aid and many of Bosniaks worked there. Also it's the origin of Kebab. IF SOMEONE SAYS BALKAN HATES TURKEY I WILL COME AND SAY NOPE!
• Azerbejdžan/Азербејџан - Turkiye's best friend and brother, I support you against Armeniaball.
• File:Yugoslavia-icon (soldier).png Jugoslavija/Југославија - Ah, the good old days when Tito was alive.
• Palestina/Палестина - I support and recognize you. Free Palestine!
• Grčka/Грчка - My friend that wants some money from EU just like me, even if you helped Serbiaball against me, but you still helped me to recover so I like you.
• Rusija/Русија - The biggest and stronkest Slavic brother. You are okay and you send peacekeepers to me in 1995.
• Egipat/Египат - Fellow muslim, also pyramid brothers.
• Kina/Кина - Trading partner and an investor.
• Iran/Иран - Persian friend, we have good relations and supported me in Bosnian War, But please don't get mad at me because I also like USAball, Turkeyball, Azerbaijanball and Saudi Arabiaball, But at least we both hate Israelcube and Myanmarball.
• Libija/Либија, Somalija/Сомалија, Sirija/Сирија, Irak/Ирак and Jemen/Јемен - Muslim friends that are shattered by the war, I hope you all recover soon!
• Sjedinjeni Arapski Emirati/Сједињени Арапски Емирати, Kuvajt/Кувајт, Katar/Катар - Another good friends from Middle East, You are one of my best friends, I have embassies in your countries and also many Bosniaks go there to live and work.
• Crna Gora/Црна Гора - My lazy neighbour, There are many Bosniaks in your country and you also have good and hospitable people just like me and our people are one of the tallest in the world.
• Alžir/Алжир - Good friend and trade partner from North Africa we're both muslim and we support each other.
• Maroko/Мароко - Western Saharaball is yours.
• Singapur/Сингапур - Malaysiaball's little brother and friend, We have good relations and you are very underrated, clean and rich country!
• Filipini/Филипини - Fellow friend and brother of Malaysiaball and Indonesiaball, our relations are nothing special but a woman from your country married a Bosnian and they started a youtube channel which is great!
• Gvajana/Гвајана and Surinam/Суринам - South American versions of me that are multicultural just like me!
• Čile/Чиле - Friend that's contributing to peace in my country, There are many Bosniaks and Croats in your country and both of us have problems with earthquakes and landslides.
• Argentina/Аргентина - Chile's brother, we are trade partners and I have an embassy in Buenos Aires.
• Meksiko/Мексико - Cool dude from North America, I love tacos, but why do you like Serbia so much?
• Portugal/Португал - Supports me on my EU and NATO path which I highly appreciate, however we're rivals in football, but I gotta admit Ronaldo is a great player!
• Španija/Шпанија - Iberian friend that supports me on my EU and NATO path as well, I love your culture,beaches and people, we have embassies in each other's capitals and first Jews that ever came to my country was from your country, btw Catalonia is yours.
• Irska/Ирска - Celtic pal that wanted to open an embassy in my capital, you're welcome, and I also celebrate St.Patrick's Day sometimes even though I'm majority muslim.
• Švedska/Шведска and Norveška/Норвешка - Scandinavians that support me into EU and NATO, Both of you helped me after the war by accepting my people and preserving peace in my country, also congrats Sweden for joining NATO!
• Švajcarska/Швајцарска - One of the best countries I know, we maintain embassies in each other's capitals and you also help preserve peace in my country and many of my young people go to your country looking for jobs better quality of life etc. It's also multicultural and peaceful like me!
• Belgija/Белгија - It's one of my biggest allies and supporters in Europe, Many of my people go there to work and live a better life, hopefully I can join EU soon!
• Ukrajina/Украјина - Don't worry, I support you, Donbas is yours!
• Gruzija/Грузија - Caucasian bud that shares the same goal of joining NATO. Abkhazia and South Ossetia are yours!
• Bangladeš/Бангладеш - Muslim bro from Indian Subcontinent. There are many Bangladeshis working here as teachers and builders, I support you against Myanmar as well!
• Australija/Аустралија and Novi Zeland/Нови Зеланд - Great trade partners that support me against Serbia and there are many Bosniaks in your countries.
• Litvanija/Литванија, Latvija/Латвија, and Estonija/Естонија - Baltics that support my accession into EUball and NATOball, Thanks!
• Kazahstan/Казахстан, Uzbekistan/Узбекистан, Kirgistan/Киргистан, File:Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistan/Туркменистан and Tadžikistan/Таџикистан - Central Asian brothers, we share the same religion and we've been influenced by Turkic and Slavic cultures and that's why we share cyrillic alphabet and we have similar cultures!
• Islamska Republika Avganistan/Исламска Република Авганистан - Don't worry, you are the real Afghanistan, I don't recognize this terrorist.

Neutral (Neutralan/Неутралан)

• Finska/Финска - Well we don't have a much relations but it's okay to me.
• Srbija/Србија - Even though we fought countless bloody wars against each other, we are still rivals with love-hate relationship, Never forget the genocide you caused against my people back in 1995! AND YOU ARE STILL DENYING IT! STOP CALLING ME MUSLIM SERBIA YOU ISLAMOPHOBE! However, even if we have very complicated relations, we still kinda respect each other I guess?
• Izrael/Израел - I recognize you and all but be nicer to Kebab
• Sjedinjene Američke Države/Сједињене Америчке Државе - TAKE ME TO THE UNITED STATES, I CAN NO LONGER WAIT Friend... Sort of...
• File:Herzeg Bosnia-icon.png Ustaša/Усташа - Son of a bitch! Herzegovina isn't yours but thank yuo for helping against this bitch .
• Ujedinjeno Kraljevstvo/Уједињено Краљевство - My second western best friend after USAball.
• Jermenija/Јерменија - You hate my friends Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball and you support Serbia which is annoying, Even though I don't really hate you but I still got my eyes on you.
• Kosovo/Косово - I can't recognize you because Republika Srpskaball is threatning to leave and start war again so I have to keep you in neutrals.
• Republika Srpska/Република Српска - Complicated, alot to say atleast. Well you're still not bad since you apologized for the massacre you've done. We both atleast live in good conditions. I STILL REMEMBER THE ATTROCITIES YOU STILL HAD DONE! 1995 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! CONTROL YOUR CHANCELLOR BECAUSE HE IS MAKING LIES OVER ME!
• Severna Koreja/Северна Кореја - I don't know much about you except that you are twin brother of South Korea and that you are anti-capitalist, we don't have any problems, so we are ok. Btw your former leader's grandson studied in my country.
• Indija/Индија - You aren't bad but Kashmir belongs to Pakistan! But you also remove Kebabs and Muslims. Umm. I dont hate you.. Whats with the fake news?
• Paraguayball - I don't really know you but I heard that you recognized Herzeg-Bosniaball during the war. WHY?!
• Holandija/Холандија - We have great relations and we're trade partners, but why in the world did you let Serbs to massacre Srebrenica?
• Francuska/Француска - Ok first of all, why are you trying to prevent me from joining EU? And your president Macron insulted me and called me ticking-time bomb and you are islamophobic as well. Well at least we are improving relations right now...

Enemies (Neprijatelji/Непријатељи)

• File:ISIS-icon.png ISISball - NEVER FORGET WHAT YUO DID TO MOSTAR AND SARAJEVO, YOU TERRORIST d***HEAD, I SEND SOME SOLDIERS AND GUNS TO MY FRIENDS SYRIA AND IRAQ TO DEFEAT YOU, *SSHOLE!
• Mjanmar/Мјанмар - Idiote! Stop killing innocent Rohingyas or else I will join sanctions against you! Bangladeshball and Thailandball are way better than you! Islamophobia trash!
• Zapadna Sahara/Западна Сахара - You're Moroccan clay and that's final!
• File:LGBT-icon.png Kraljevstvo Homoseksualaca i Lezbijki/Краљевство Хомосексуалаца и Лезбијки - You disgust me with your filthy parades, I hope you die!
• Tokelau/Токелау - YOU STUPID IDIOT, I WAS THE FIRST TO CHANGE MY FLAG IN 1998 AND YUO STOLE MY FLAG IN 2007! You also stealings my flag.
• File:Ottoman Empire-icon.png Osmansko Carstvo/Османско Царство - I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU DESTROYED MY RICH AND GLORIOUS KINGDOM, AND YOU TURNED ME INTO A KEBAB! BURN IN HELL! But I like your child Turkeyball.

How to draw

Drawing Bosnia and Herzegovinaball is moderately simple.

1. Draw a basic circle with blue
2. Draw a yellow triangle
3. Draw white stars next to yellow triangle
4. Add eyes and your done!