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Polandball , officially the Republic of Polandball is a countryball in central europe. He borders Germanyball to the west, Russiaball to the north through Kaliningradball, Lithuaniaball to the northeast, Czechia and Slovakia to the south.

It is deemed the holiest countryball ever to exist. Polandball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including its capital Warsawball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making it the 69th nice largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes Polandball, falls apart (happened to USSRball, Russian Empireball, Nazi Germanyball, Austrian Empireball and German Empireball).

Personality[edit | edit source]

Polandball is often portrayed in comics as a naive countryball bullied by its neighbours for partitions or annexations.

Polandball also likes Ukraineball, the USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet Unionball) for help during World War II against the Nazis.

Historia (History)[edit | edit source]

Ancient Times [edit | edit source]

Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century. Its story is covered under a thick layer of mystery and legends. It is known that around 920 AD, Goplansball subordinated to it. Taking advantage fall of the  Great Moraviaball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds Later, the Goplansball arrived and inhabited modern Kuyavia-Pomeraniaball. It is known that around 920 AD, Goplansball subordinated to the Polansball. Taking advantage of the fall of the  Great Moraviaball, the Polansball decided to expand, increasing its territory three times, and began to build strongholds.

The Kingdom of Poland (960-1569)[edit | edit source]

By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Catholicism as the state religion, replacing File:Slavic Paganism-icon.png Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

In 1025 AD, the File:First Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Duchy of Polandball was crowned as File:First Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball.
In 1038 AD, it was raided by File:Duchy of Bohemia-icon.png Duchy of Bohemiaball, who robbed it terribly and almost beat it to death.
In 1040 AD, it allied with Kyivan Rusball against Mazovia and then began to reclaim their lands.
File:First Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball quarreled with Kievan Rusball, then joined Red Rusball to itself in the year 1077.
In 1117 AD he began military operations, starting with the raid on Old Russiaball, in order to secure the area, and regained Gdańsk and Pomeraniaball.

With the testament of Bolesław III Wrymouth enacted in 1138, the kingdom was split into 5 principalities within his 4 sons. From the 12th to the 14th century, First Kingdom of Polandball was in a long period of fragmentation (1138–ca. 1320. During the fragmentation, First Kingdom of Polandball lost File:Lower Silesia-icon.png Silesiaball and Pomeraniaball. After the re-unitary United Kingdom of Polandball started to conquer the east territory, United Kingdom of Polandball gained a terrain of today Ukraineball's clay, including the cityball of Lvivball.

During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by Teutonic Orderball against File:Norse-icon.png Norse and Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

In 1321, the United Kingdom of Polanball sued  Teutonic Orderball for unlawful seizure of Pomereliaball, and the judge ordered the land and enormous money to be returned. Teutonic Orderball did not agree and the case was eventually suspended.

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In 1326, it was attacked by Teutonic Orderball, which led to a truce, UKPball used the truce for the raid on File:Margraviate of Brandenburg-icon.png Brandenburgball, and decided to dominate File:Duchy of Masovia-icon.png Duchy of Masoviaball children, who signed an alliance with a Teutonic Orderball. In 1331, when the truce ended, Teutonic Orderball declared war on it.

The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however, was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought about a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought about new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovery of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth was the center of the Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (1569-1795)[edit | edit source]

When in 1569 Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.

The Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the File:Livonian Order-icon.png Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empireball, Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussiaball splited the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A independent Polish government was wiped out for more than 120 years.

Era of Occupation (1795-1918)[edit | edit source]

The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

In 1806, File:Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussiaball and created ea Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Polandball was given to the Russian Empireball.

As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Prussiaball sent its military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the Grand Duchy of Posenball.

Independence and the Second Polish Republic File:Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png (1918-39)[edit | edit source]

In 1914, World War I started and German Empireball fought Russian Empireball. In this mode, File:Congress Poland-icon.png Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which splitted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)

Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Russians (that got Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poles.

As a result of the Munich Agreement, File:Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.

World War II File:Kingdom of Hungary-icon.png (1939-45)[edit | edit source]

In 1933, Weimar Republicball fell into the evil hand of Nazi Germanyball (very infamous for its anti-semitic actions) who decided to invade in 1939 Second Polish Republicball and the File:Free City of Danzig-icon (soldier).png Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely, yet with the USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi Germanyball and the USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

After weeks of fighting, the Polish saw the hopeless situation of the Two-Front War. They fled over the Balkans to Franceball and UKball and reorganized to keep offering resistance to Nazi Germanyball.

When Nazis attacked UKball the Polish soldiers in exile helped, with his trained pilots, to fight the invaders. He also helped the Allies at the Normandy, Monte Cassino and Market Garden. (where they were they only country to successfully take monte casino... )

Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the 3rd Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet Army, though the German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to its population.

Communist Rule (1945-89)[edit | edit source]

main article: PR Polandball

The former Second Polish Republicball in exile even got his own zone of occupation inside of the British zone in Emsland, near the Dutch border with West Germanyball.

But then the allies betrayed him and withdraw his recognition as the legitimate Republic of Poland. Only Irelandball, File:Francoist Spain-icon.png Spainball, Cubaball and Vaticanball recognized the exiled government as the real republic.

After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the PR Polandball ceded its eastern territories to the Soviet Unionball. It could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Pope as Pope John Paul II, it is the first Polish Pope in history.

Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

Can into Peace Again File:Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png (1989-Present)[edit | edit source]

After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach its pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

In 1991, Polandball officially joined NATOball, and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the EUball.

On March 4, 2020, it got infected with File:Coronavirus-icon.png Template:W. It is still infected to this moment and it has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.

In 2022, missiles from the Russo-Ukrainian War landed in East Poland, killing 2 people. It is not sure if they were Ukrainian or Russian. Since the war started, Polandball has been waiting patiently for Russiaball to attack to invoke Template:W.

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Relacje (Relationships)[edit | edit source]

Przyjaciele (Friends)[edit | edit source]

  • Węgry - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! My best friend ever. Can best friends since of Middle Ages. We are not of relatives, but we call each other siblings. Both into hatings Reich kraut . Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. Even if we speak a different language, we still understand each other. We are rivals in football only. Usually I cheer it up when it is sad. But I must help Ukraine instead of siding with Russia we are of blood brothers. That of why I of angrier at yuo.
    • - YOU TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU CHOOSE TO FIGHT RUSSIA!
    • - I chose to fight Russia because I want to free you from its influence! Don't you remember what happened in 1956? You're my best friend, and I KNOW you're better than that.
  • File:Szekelyland-icon.png Székely Landball - Godchild. I know what you feel. Child of Węgry.
  • Denmarkball - Klocki Lego. Upewnij się, że ta piekielna dziura nie chowa się w twoim lego!(Translation: Lego bricks. Make shure that helly hole does not hide in your Legos)
  • Serbiaball - Good friend who has helped me with everything I've dealt with! He gaved us food products, culture and so much more! REMOVE KEBAB! I truly felt bad that you were occupied by Opressors and I was also occupied by other opressors aswell. I gaved you my support on defeating them. We truly hang out alot!
  • Norwayball - Oboje jesteśmy ofiarami Hitlera kurwa, ale ty jesteś najszczęśliwszym krajem I najwyższym HDI. (Translation: We were both victims to cringe Kurwa, but you are the happiest country and the highest HDI.)
  • Finlandball - Even if you supportings Nazi, it tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. It is sibling of my BFF.
  •  Estoniaball - Węgry's little sibling. Aww, yuo is of cute. We are being good friends.
  • Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - Other Central Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don't mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
  • German Empireball - I always mistakings it for its kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! But you ruled by Cringe Kurwas
  • Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russiaball also.
  • Indiaball - Nice countryball in South Asia that is cool with my twin. Also like cow!
  • USAball - Good friends. It is of cool guy. I'm in NATOball! There are also many Polish immigrants in File:Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball and Indianaball Gib NASA so I can into space! PLSSSSSSS. By the way, we both hate abortions ( Texasball just restricted it). Also, it created the Cyberpunk franchise, and I developed a game for the franchise!
  • Brazilball - Catholic bro, and the third largest polish community ( by polish and my descendants ) it is in Brazil, especially in South.
  • UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys! Also, rest in peace to your File:Elizabeth II-icon.png Queen.
  • Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered like usual HAHAHAHAHAHA.
  • Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
  • Kosovoball - I recognize you.
  • Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
  • Indonesiaball - Fellow homo remover, Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
  • Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for its glasses.
  • Lithuaniaball - Long live the Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!
  • Chinaball - You of signings treaty? Is nice, however, you should still of paying for File:Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19.Gib vaccines now. But really thank you for inviting me into your space station!I can into space!:Never!
  • File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Indonesiaball's rival sibling! I sold it my PT-91 MBTs, which it and its engineers modified its tanks better than mine to rival Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesiaball and Tringapore. Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
  • Canadaball - Świetny przyjacielu, daj mi syrop klonowy. Większość Kanadyjczyków to Polacy na preriach. Pełny szacunek I miłość do Kanadyjczyków! Kanada jest także sojusznikiem USA I domem dla WIELU POLAKÓW. YAY, POLSK! DAJ MI GROSZ OLEKSIAK!
  • South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
  • Ukraineball - Zapamiętaj naszą piękną granicę na zawsze. Mamy jedną rybę skierowaną w twoją stronę I jedną skierowaną w moją stronę. Wierzę, że wkrótce musimy się zjednoczyć. Nie martw się; Przyjmę twoich imigrantów! Popieram cię przeciwko temu komuchowemu tyranowi! (Translation: Remember our lovely border forever. We have one fish facing you and one facing me. I believe that soon we must unite. Do not worry; I will accept your immigrants! I stand with you against this communist tyrant!)
  • Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. It is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut.
  • File:Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings your tourist in your clay. Oh and plox take carings of one of my people, just like the one you did on one of Litwa's.
  • Japanball - I like your anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans! And we both released an anime in Netflix with one of your studios and with the help of my game developers!
  • File:Sri Lanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - I like your tea! Is better than UK's.
  • Israelcube - Yeah we both got oppresed by Nazis in WW2. Screw Hitler and Holocaust. Things do get akward sometimes but I blame Hitler. However please stop opressing Palestineball i may hate kebab but I stand with al-Aqsa.
  • File:Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Good friend. Present day many of its people live and work in my clay. Its people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
  • Papua New Guineaball - I like your nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.
  • Palestineball - Kebab friend from the middle east. I support it because it being at war with Israelcube reminds me of the old days where I was invaded by them. But, I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you! Stay safe.
  • Haitiball - Good friends since independence. And we got a free 8ball-word pass from it.
  • Australiaball - Always good friend, it also named its tallest mountain (Mount Kosciuszko) after one of my fighters! Upside-down siblings
  • Universeball - Can Polska into yuo?
  • File:Kiribati-icon.png Kiribatiball - Named a village after me.
  • Happy Earth - I am now new measurement unit! >:)
  • Armeniaball - we both have a same fate of annexation between us by File:Turkey-icon.png these monsters and now we're ok
  • Georgiaball - Another caucasian friend. We both hate File:LGBT-icon.png Homosex.
  • Łukasz Jakowski - Well done Łukasz, AOH III can into releasings and become popular!

Neutralni (Neutral)[edit | edit source]

  • Austriaball - I saved it from Kebab in 1683 but you killed me. NEVER FORGET! But you are Węgry's spouse.
  • Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YOU GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL MICHNIK? Also, AoH III is op better than HOI IV!
  • Germanyball - WON'T FORGET ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU DID TO ME! Were good now so it doesn't matter...
  • North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we used to have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?) WHY YOU OK REMOVE MY EMBASSY?
  • Icelandball - Okay, you little Russian kurwa or whatever you wanna call yourself. Why you not a friend of mine? You need your daily pierogis to calm yourself down? Why you so obsessed with Vodka? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO File:Reykjavík-icon.png REYKJAVIKBALL! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL!
  • Egyptball - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with it but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk.
  • Saudi Arabiaball - It hates me for being friends with Serbiaball, but at least you hate the File:LGBT-icon.png gays.
  • File:Habsburg-icon.png Austria-Hungaryball - Child of this traitor, but yuo is of friends with Niemcy!
  • Soviet Unionball - GODDAMN INVADING SCUM! Well at least you of liberatings me from Nazis, but NEVER FORGET YOU LEFT WARSAW UPRISING TO BE MASSACRED! Got better after Satan Stalin, and communism was decent, but I of moved on. Yuo also brought a Pole to space and overall helped me rebuild and gave me new lands, so I have a love-hate relationship with yuo.

Wrogowie (Enemies)[edit | edit source]

Drobnostki (Trivia)[edit | edit source]

  • It is the most invaded country in Europe.
  • In real life, there was only one Polish person that ever went to space: Mirosław Hermaszewski.
  • The colors of the Polish flag are reversed to that of their countryball because on the drawball.com page (where it was drawn for the first time by Polish users). They drew it with inverted colors, so it stayed that way in all future memes.
  • It is Catholic.
  • Sometimes, it is confused with the Pokémon Voltorb, Indonesiaball, or Monacoball.
  • It cleans UKball's and Germanyball's bathrooms.
  • When it is scared or in trouble its characteristic cry is "Kurwa!" (which means fuck).
  • It is the most popular countryball (considering that Poland itself is the main character of the meme).
  • Sometimes it speaks in third person grammar (it) referring to itself.
  • It is not afraid of anything except for Germanyball and Russiaball.
  • It likes soccer, being a fan of the footballer Robert Lewandowski.
  • When the Nazis invaded Poland, it turned into a clandestine country.
  • In Polish language, the native name of the country (Polska) is a feminine noun. This explains why Polonia, the national personification of the country, is a woman.
  • It once had a bear soldier named 🐻 Wojtek, and he assisted it in the Battle of Montecassino by transporting ammunition.
  • It has a great fear of File:Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird, in which Poland will have trauma just by saying "Omsk".
  • While some countryballs are drawn exactly like their flag, Polandball is drawn with its flag upside down, because everything in Poland is "upside down" the creator of Polandball, FALCO, wanted to troll Wojak on File:Krautchan-icon.png Krautchan as Wojak is Polish.
  • It invented the oil well all the way back in 1853.
    • : WHAT?! GIVE ME THE WELL NOW!
  • It also invented the Esperanto language, which has been recognized as Polish cultural heritage by the UNESCO
  • The person who modeled that the Sun is the center of the universe, Nicolas Copernicus, is Polish.
  • As of now, Poland is the only countryball that can into identical twins that hold the most powerful government positions: Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński (born June 18, 1949), whom the twin brothers served as the president from 2005 to 2010 and prime minister from 2006 to 2007 respectively.
    • They also founded the Law and Justice Party (PiS), one of the most dominant political parties in the country.[1]
    • Lech sadly passed away in a plane crash in File:Smolensk Oblast-icon.png Smolenskball, Russiaball on April 10, 2010. Jarosław on the other hand is still alive.

Informacje dla artystów (Information for artists)[edit | edit source]

Kolory flagi (Flag colors)[edit | edit source]

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Jak rysować (How to draw)[edit | edit source]

The flag you must draw for Polandball.

Polandball has a drawing rating of trivial.
Template:Color boxTemplate:Color boxTemplate:Color boxTemplate:Color boxTemplate:Color box Polandball is a red and white countryball divided into two halves. Unlike the Polandball rules, this wiki doesn't allow upside down Polandballs and only accepts Polandball the right way up (only the upside down ones on certain occasions!). Drawing Polandball is pretty simple, and can be done in these simple steps.

  1. Draw a circular shape freehand.
  2. Draw the Polish flag.
  3. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

Cytaty (Quotes)[edit | edit source]

“”Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,
Kiedy my żyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,
Szablą odbierzemy.
( Poland has not yet perished, so long as we still live.
What the alien force has taken from us, we shall retrieve with force.)
— Józef Wybicki writing the Polish anthem
“”KURWA... MAĆ!
— File:Satan-icon.png Satan from the 21st episode of Grupa Filmowa Darwin's Great Conflicts, "Satan vs. Job"
“”WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED!
— Sabaton singing about the battle of Vienna
“”Tylko jedno w głowie mam,
koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam,
w krainę za zapomnieeenia...
W głowie myśli mam,
kiedy skończy się ten stan,
Gdy już nie będę sam,
Bo wjedzie biały węgorz...
— Cypis singing "Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz?", which would become known to be affiliated with a 🐮 dancing cow meme
“”Ty chuju bobrze nie uciekaj
Precz kurwa!
No idzie?!
Siedź!
Ale fajny bóbr...
Aaaaaararararararra! Kurwa gryzie!
— A Polish man after seeing a 🦫 beaver
“” You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
— Puff Puff Humbert
“”I hate portals.
— Geralt of Rivia
“”Time to party like it's 2023.
— Johnny Silverhand, played by File:Lebanon-icon.png Keanu Reeves
“”When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.
— Helltaker
“”O Cholera. Czy to Freddy Fazebear?!
— A Polish man when he saw a Freddy Fazbear trash can
“”W pewnym, zwykłym domu, są zamknięte drzwi.
Świat nieznany tam nikomu, wszystko w nim dziwne jest jak sny!
— Polish singer for the ending credits of Dexter's Laboratory

Galeria (Gallery)[edit | edit source]

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Uwagi i odniesienia (Notes and references)[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/382921-first-identical-twin-heads-of-state

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