USAball

The United States of Americaball (USAball), also known as Trump The Grifter Americaball, the United Statesball, the USball, or 'Muricaball, is a countryball primarily located in North America. It consists of 50 stateballs, File:WashingtonDC-icon.png a federal district, five major unincorporated territoryballs, 326 Indian reservations, skinny old man!!! and nine minor outlying islands. At nearly 3.8 million square miles (9.8 million square kilometers), it is the Earth's third-largest countryball by geographic area. USAball borders Canadaball to the north and Mexicoball to the south; USAball also has maritime borders with Bahamasball, Cubaball, and Russiaball. With more than 331 million people, it is the third most populous countryball on Earth. The national capital is File:WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball; the most populous cityball (and financial center) is File:NYC-icon.png New York Cityball.

Paleo-Indians migrated from File:Siberia-icon.png Siberiaball to the North American mainland at least 12,000 years ago, and European colonization began in the 16th century. USAball emerged from Thirteen Coloniesball established along the East Coast. Disputes with File:British Empire-icon.png UKball over taxation and political representation led to the American Revolutionary War (1775–1783), establishing USAball's independence. In the late 18th century, USAball began File:God-icon.png Template:W File:USA-icon tangle.png across North America, gradually Anschlussing new clay, sometimes through war, frequently displacing 3balls and admitting new stateballs. By 1848, USAball spanned the continent from east to west. Slavery was legal in File:CSA-icon.png southern USAball until the second half of the 19th century, when the American Civil War led to its abolition. The Spanish-American War and World War I established USAball as a world power, and the aftermath of World War II left USAball and Soviet Unionball as Earthball's two superpowers. During the Cold War, both sides fought in the Korean and Vietnam Wars but avoided direct military conflict. They competed in the Space Race, culminating in 1969, when USAball could onto Moonball. The Soviet Unionball's dissolution in 1991 ended the Cold War, leaving USAball as Earthball's sole superpower.

USAball is a federal presidential-constitutional republic with three separate branches of government, including a bicameral legislature. It is a founding member of United Nationball, World Bank, International Monetary Fund, File:OAS-icon.png OASball, NATOball, and other international organizations. It is a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council. Considered a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities, its population has been profoundly shaped by centuries of immigration. USAball ranks high in international measures of economic freedom, quality of life, education, and human rights; it also has low levels of perceived corruption which all of these are definitely not true and are just propaganda. However, scholars have criticized it for racial, wealth, and income inequality, capital punishment, mass incarceration, and lack of universal healthcare.

USAball is a highly developed countryball, and its economy accounts for approximately a quarter of global GDP and is Earthball's largest by GDP at market exchange rates. By value, USAball is Earthball's largest importer and second-largest exporter of goods. Although its population is only 4.2% of Earthball's total, it holds over 30% of the total wealth on Earthball, the largest share held by any country. Making up more than a third of global military spending, it is the foremost military power in Earthball and a leading political, cultural, and scientific force.

Personality

USAball is often portrayed in the Polandball universe as loud, egocentric and sometimes rude, but a logical and multiculturalist character who is BIG DUMB!!! strong and MORBIDLY OBESE no actually its the 12th most obese nation stop picking COMMIES!!!, cool. It is sometimes drawn as a blob about the fat American stereotype. It can be kind of belligerent sometimes (calls Asia a BIG COMMIE POO FEST sometimes; its therapist OhioRawr is trying to help with that although it doesn't seem very good at it). However, it is essential to the history of democracy. It usually has an invited presence, as it always mentions its freedom and making peace.

USAball used to be UKball's most rebellious child; even today, this is reflected in its independent and individualistic attitude symbolized by its cool shades.

It is not very bright, showing ignorance of smaller countries. Despite being generally more brawn than brains, it has an enormous and romantic imagination, allowing it to invent plenty of things that helped it compete with other countries. It is often depicted as coveting oil very much, to the point of declaring war just for it. Despite being somewhat selfish and often making fun of it, USAball does care for its friends very much.

USAball is often competitive, action-oriented and likes challenges, reflecting its support for capitalism; this often prompts aggressive behavior and results in pride in its hard work that most other countryballs see as "dickish". From being prideful, which results in its large ego, it often regrets its past actions. Still, it would also take decades to apologize for any wrongdoing. Gun. Despite this, USAball has an outgoing attitude and friendly behavior to other countries that treat it as an ally. From this, it likes to reward other friendly countryballs (and itself) based off on merit; such as returning Japanball back Okinawaball for its good behavior, or rewarding File:Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball independence for its loyalty and compensation for Japanese occupation. It also loves to prove other countryballs wrong, such as Earthball's largest Dam (Hoover Dam), Earthball's longest railroad (at the time, Transcontinental Railroad), and reaching Moonball. It did all this because, as said before, it likes challenges (not because it was easy, but because it was hard).

USAball is also adventurous and loved to explore and learn more about the unknown. This was reflected in its movement in western expansion throughout North America and its interests in space. However, on the other hand, underneath its "ego mask," USAball can be pretty insecure, and, as said before, it often regrets its past actions. It can also be very paranoid about things strange to it, such as calling out 3ball for being demons, its fear of communism (which resulted in McCarthyism), and, since 9/11, its growing paranoia for terrorism and Muslims resulted in heavy surveillance even for what it thought was its friends and family (: I don't hate Muslims, though). Its fear for its own life (and way of life) and the stress of responsibility of being one of Earthball's leading superpowers could be so bad that it tends to monitor its neighbors for anything suspicious.

However, it is experiencing something similar to a Midlife Crisis. USAball is slowly becoming more sensitive to outside judgment. Holding the burden of most of Earthball's problems for decades has gradually caused USAball to lose confidence in its self and make it effortlessly provocative to act aggressively. However, USAball has been showing signs of growing humbleness in the last few years and desires to try to make things right in File:ISIS-icon.png the Middle East and in Europe. However, it turned out from the humbleness of 2012, and its conflicted behavior met a new conclusion and a period of uncertainty. From a period of uncertainty, USAball does what it does best. It eventually took the path of rebelling against the establishment from all sides. In the end, it turned a new leaf from the 2016 election. Its elected a new, unexpected, controversial president. much to the shock from other countryballs around it. From 2016 to 2020, it is clear that USAball has developed some sort of split-personality disorder. It is also quite resentful of Earthball around it; however, it plans to change all of that.