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Finlandball is a countryball located in northern europe. It’s depressed and lethargic despite being the most happiest countryball.

Lainausmerkit (Quotes)

Oi maamme, Suomi, synnyinmaa, soi, sana kultainen!
Finlandball about to sing its anthem
To whom it may concern, f**k you.
— Valtteri Bottas
Give... Steering wheel! HEY! STEERING WHEEL!
— Kimi Räikkönen
On kauniina muistona Karjalan maa,
mutta vieläkin syömmestä soinnahtaa,
kun soittajan sormista kuulla saa,
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Finlandball singing a Finno-Karelian folk song against Soviets
Äänd here we goo!
— Lauri Vuohensilta
Yeah, well, it's not even gonna matter, because Finland is thinking about telling the space cops the truth!
— Gordon Brown - South Park
There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
— Linus Torvalds
Perkele!
Finlandball's usual catchphrase
Just leave me alone, I know what to do!
— Kimi Räikkönen
Uh, I dunno. It's unfortunate.
— Valtteri Bottas
FOR WHAT?!?!?!
— Kimi Räikkönen
It's too f**king late now, f**k's sake!
— Kimi Räikkönen
Pidän kaksin käsin kiinni juomista niinku
Cha, cha cha, cha-cha, cha cha! Hey!
En mieti huomista ku tartun tuopista niinku
Cha, cha cha, cha-cha, cha cha! Hey!
Haluun olla sekasin ja vapaa huolista niinku
Cha, cha cha, cha-cha, cha cha! Hey!
Ja mä jatkan kunnes en enää pysy tuolissa niinku
— Käärijä
Freestyler! Rock tha microphone! Straight from the top of my dome!
— Bomfunk MC's
This prison… To hold... ME?
— Sisyphus Prime
Why is the snow speaking Finnish? Wait wha- *dies*
File:Soviet Union-icon.png Soviet soldiers invading Finland in 1940
Doing this edit while listening to Njet Molotoff
— whoever did thos
Take that, depression!
Finlandball reminding everyone that they're the happiest in the world.

See also

VE
Perkele Republic of Angry Birds Finland: Nordic, Holiday, Olympic
Regions ÅlandballFile:CenteralFinland-icon.png Central FinlandballFile:CenteralOstrobothnia-icon.png Central OstrobothniaballFile:Kainuu-icon.png KainuuballFile:Kymenlaakso-icon.png KymenlaaksoballFile:Lapland-icon.png LaplandballFile:North Karelia-icon.png North KareliaballFile:Northern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Northern OstrobothniaballFile:Northern Savonia-icon.png Northern SavoniaballFile:Ostrobothnia-icon.png OstrobothniaballFile:Päijät-Häme-icon.png Päijät-HämeballFile:Pirkanmaa-icon.png PirkanmaaballFile:Satakunta-icon.png SatakuntaballFile:South Karelia-icon.png South KareliaballFile:Southern Ostrobothnia-icon.png Southern OstrobothniaballFile:Southern Savonia-icon.png Southern SavoniaballFile:Southwest Finland-icon.png Southwest FinlandballFile:Tavastia Proper-icon.png Tavastia ProperballFile:Uusimaa-icon.png Uusimaaball
Finland
Cities File:Helsinki-icon.png HelsinkiballFile:Mariehamn-icon.png MariehamnballFile:Pori-icon.png PoriballFile:Turku-icon.png TurkuballFile:Tampere-icon.png TampereballFile:Savonlinna-icon.png SavonlinnaballFile:Espoo-icon.png EspooballFile:Oulu-icon.png OuluballFile:Vantaa-icon.png VantaaballFile:Jyväskylä-icon.png JyväskyläballFile:Lahti-icon.png LahtiballFile:Kuopio-icon.png KuopioballFile:Kouvola-icon.png KouvolaballFile:Joensuu-icon.png JoensuuballFile:Lappeenranta-icon.png LappeenrantaballFile:Rovaniemi-icon.png RovaniemiballFile:Seinäjoki-icon.png SeinäjokiballFile:Kotka-icon.png KotkaballFile:Mikkeli-icon.png MikkeliballFile:Vaasa-icon.png VaasaballFile:Porvoo-icon.png PorvooballFile:Hämeenlinna-icon.png HämeenlinnaballFile:Kokkola-icon.png Kokkolaball
Former entities Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)File:Sami-icon.png SamiballFile:Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedish Empireball Russian Empireball (File:Grand Duchy of Finland-icon.png Grand Duchy of Finlandball) • Kingdom of FinlandballFile:DR Finland-icon.png DR FinlandballFile:Red-icon.png Finnish Socialist Workers' Republicball Karelian ASSRballFile:Karelo-Finnish SSR-icon.png Karelo-Finnish SSRball
Just Happy!