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“”Soul and body shall we lay down for our freedom And we will show, brothers, that we are of the Cossack nation!

— Ukraineball

“”Російський військовий корабель, іди нахуй. (Russian warship, go fuck yourself.)

— The final communication made by Ukrainian border guards toward the Moskva on-board crew

“”Hello, everybody! My name is Verka Serduchka, me English nicht verstehen, let's speak dance~!

— Verka Serduchka about to sing "Dancing Lasha Tumbai"

“”Мені потрібна зброя, а не евакуація. (I need ammunition, not a ride.)

— Volodymyr Zelenskyy

“”Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead.

— Nikocado Avocado

Ukraineball is a part of tea sniper countryball located in Eastern Europe. She are bordered by Polandball to the northwest; Belarusball to the north, Moldovaball, Romaniaball, and Hungaryball to the southwest; Slovakiaball to the west; and her hostile rival Russiaball to the east (and to the South, if you recognise the annexations). She have 579,300 km² of clay (not counting the annexations), making her the 45th-largest countryball on Earthball and the 2nd biggest countryball in europe. As of 1 February 2022, Ukraineball maintain 41,130,432 inhabitants, making them the 36th-most populous countryball.

Ukraineball cannot into many international organizations. However, Ukraineball can into  UNball, like most other countryballs. It is currently trying to enter  EUball and NATOball. Still, it is highly unlikely due to the ongoing war against Russiaball. Maybe soon!

Ukraineball's national day is August 24.

Історія (History)

Ancient Times

The first form of Ukraineball was 2ball, which then became adopted by Slavs, who have stayed on this clay for most of the history.

Other than that, various Greek city-stateballs have existed along the northern coast of the Black Sea, such as Olbia, Tyras, Chersonesus, etc. Scythiaball, Sarmatiansball and Hunnic Empireball have also settled this clay.

Medieval Times and Kyivan Rus

In 482, the cityball of Kyivball was established. Over time, it took as much clay around itself as possible into becoming what we know as Kyivan Rusball in 882. In the south, they have fought against nomadic raider tribes, such as for example, File:Pechenegs-icon.png Pechenegsball, File:Khazaria-icon.png Khazariacube and File:Cumans-icon.png Cumansball.

In 988, Kyivan Rusball converted to Orthodox Christianity and since then, it had good relations with File:Byzantine-icon.png Byzantine Empireball

Since the mid-11th century, Kyivan Rusball didn't feel so well. So its various principalityballs started to fight amongst themselves to take control of the Rus' capital cityball of Kyivball. File:Kingdom of Galicia-Volhynia(crown)-icon.png Kingdom of Galicia–Volhyniaball was one of those principalityballs. So, for a brief time, it took Kyivball.

In 1169, File:Vladimir-Suzdal-icon.png Vladimir-Suzdalball raided Kyivball. Kyivan Rusball died in 1240 as it was occupied by the File:Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball and remained its vassal up until the 14th century when both Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and Kingdom of Polandball took control over it.

File:Zaporizhian Sich-icon.png Rule of the Commonwealth, Cossacks and the Rise of Russia File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png

In 1569, Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and Kingdom of Polandball united and became one as Polish Empire Poland-Lithuaniaball and all of Ukraineball's clay went to Polandball. Commonwealthball wasn't very kind to Ukraineball, as it tried to forcefully Polonize and Catholicize Ukraineball. In 1596, the Union of Brest was signed, giving rise to File:Eastern Catholicism-icon.png Greek Catholic Church, which is a combination of Orthodox values and traditions as well as being loyal to File:Catholicism-icon.png Pope.

Before the formation of the Commonwealthball, in the sparsely-populated south-eastern steppes, Cossacks have formed File:Zaporizhian Sich-icon.png Sichball on the island of Khortytsia in the Dnieper. Throughout the 16th and 17th centuries, they were defending the south from the kebab File:Tatars-icon.png, as well as starting various uprisings against the Polish for their mistreatment of Ruthenians (Ukrainians).

In 1648, File:Zaporizhian Sich-icon.png Zaporozhian Cossacks started a massive uprising against the Commonwealthball what became known as Khmelnytsky Uprising or National Liberation War, forming File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png Cossack Hetmanateball in the process. The war was going well up until 1651, when their File:Tatars-icon.png kebab allies betrayed them in Berestechko.

In 1654, File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png Hetmanateball has signed the BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER Treaty of Pereyaslav, allowing File:Tsardom of Russia-icon.png Muscovyball to annex them, so that the Cossacks could defeat the Kurwa.

File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png The Ruin File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png

Following the end of Khmelnytsky Uprising, File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png Hetmanateball was divided amongst Poland-Lithuaniaball taking right-bank Ukraineball and File:Tsardom of Russia-icon.png Tsardom of Russiaball taking left-bank Ukraineball and File:Zaporizhian Sich-icon.png Zaporizhian Sichball. Both Polandball and Muscovyball treated Ruthenians like garbage. Because of the division, both right and left banks hated each other and wanted to unite under their rule. Kebab tried to intervene too, establishing a vassal state in Podoliaball.

In 1710, File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png Cossack Hetmanateball formed an alliance with File:Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedenball against Russian Empireball but failed miserably. This was the beginning of the end of the Hetmanateball.

In 1764, File:Cossack Hetmanate Ball-icon.png Hetmanateball ceased to exist and in 1775, File:Zaporizhian Sich-icon.png Zaporizhian Sichball was destroyed. Cossacks have fled to other clay, searching for a new home, including the Danube, Kuban, and Don.

Overall, it was a really messy and complicated period in Ukraineball's history. Still, in the end, Commonwealthball was partitioned three times. Western Ukraineball as well as Bukovinaball and Transcarpathiaball became part of the Austrian Empireball.

The Divided Ukraine

Russian Empireball has put a lot of effort to erase Ukraineball as a nation: from burning books to rewriting history, banning the usage of Ukrainian language and forceful File:Novorossiya-icon.png "Little Russian (Maloros)" identity.

Many Ukrainians were deported from their clay, forcing them to settle in Eastern regions of Russian Empireball. File:Green Ukraine-icon.png Green Ukraineball in the Far East, is the most well-known settlement, with others include File:Gray-icon.png Gray Ukraineball mostly in the File:Kazakh-icon.png Northern Kazakhstanbrick, File:Yellow-icon.png Yellow Ukraineball in the Volga and File:Red-icon.png Red Ukraineball in File:Krasnodar Krai-icon.png Kubanball.

On the other side, Austria-Hungaryball left Ukraineball alone but leaving Polish, Romanian, and Hungarian local authorities to constantly pick on Ukraineball.

Revolutions of 1848 have affected Ukraineball too, notably in the Habsburg-controlled West fighting against the discrimination by Poles and serfdom. It was eventually was abolished in 1848 in Western Ukraineball and in 1861 in Russia-controlled Ukraineball.

Ukrainians in the Western regionballs have immigrated to File:Canada-icon (Red Ensign).png Canadaball, USAball, Argentinaball, Brazilball, Australiaball, etc.

Failed Independence and Interwar Period

In World War I, Ukraineball has fought on both sides: Western regionballs fought for Kaiser. In contrast, the East fought for Tsar.

After the fall of the Russian Empireball, Ukraineball proclaimed autonomy with the declaration of First Universal on June 23, 1917. On November 20 of the same year, announced the creation of Ukrainian People's Republicball, and even despite proclaiming autonomy, Russians, of course, didn't like that, but the File:Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Bolsheviks didn't like that either. So on December 25, 1917, the Bolsheviks invaded File:Kharkiv (city)-icon.png Kharkivball and established Ukrainian SSRball.

UPRball was weak, so on April 29, 1918, German Empireball established a puppet stateball called File:Hetmanate-icon.png Ukrainian Stateball, also known by its other name Hetmanateball, but it was short-lived.

In the south, File:Free Territory-icon.png Makhnoviaball, an anarcho-communist society, fought relentlessly against the File:White Movement-icon.png Whites, File:Hetmanate-icon.png Hetmanateball, Red Army (they have collaborated, until Reds backstabbed them) and even UPRball.

At the same time, after the fall of Austria-Hungaryball File:WUPR-icon.png West Ukrainian People's Republicball declared independence, but was later annexed by Polandball and Romaniaball. Both Ukraineballs wanted to become one countryball, so on January 22, 1919, the Act of Unity was proclaimed, but it never went into full effect as both countryballs were occupied.

In 1920, UPRball allied with Polandball to stop the spread of communism. Following the Riga Peace Treaty, Polandball took Volhyniaball, while File:Russian SFSR (old)-icon.png Sovok took the rest of Ukraineball's remaining clay.

In 1922, together with Byelorussian SSRball and File:Transcaucasian SFSR-icon.png Transcaucasian SFSRball, they formed the Second Russian Empire Soviet Unionball.

Early Soviet Union

The 1920s were mostly a stable decade for Ukrainian SSRball, except for the 1921-23 famine that took up to approximately 5 million dead across the whole Soviet Unionball. New Economic Policy and Industrialization have helped the countryball grow. Organization policies were the best thing that ever happened to Soviet Ukraineball.

The 1930s, however, weren't so kind. Ukraineball has experienced another famine, but this time it was a planned genocide with the sole purpose to kill everyone who disagreed with the collectivization policies, aka "kulaks." As a result, over 6 million Ukrainians have died, and their land was settled by Russians. Furthermore, many cultural-religious figures and dissidents faced repressions; most were executed during the Great Purge. Hence, they are known as the "Executed Renaissance."

File:WUPR-icon.png Western Lands File:Carpatho-Ukraine-icon.png

File:WUPR-icon.png West Ukrainian People's Republicball wasn't happy with their clay becoming Polish again. Because of this, the anti-Polish sentiment was high. As a response, Polandball began repressing the native File:Ukraine-colony-icon.png Ukrainian population. Brutal pacification in East Galicia, Revindication, forced Polonization as well as intense Polish settlement of Galiciaball and Volhyniaball were carried out by the Polish government during the Sanitation period.

In Northern Bukovynaball, the situation was somewhat similar. Romaniaball's authorities have even made it forbidden to speak Ukrainian not only on an official level but also on a local and private level as well.

For most of its history, Transcarpathiaball remained isolated from the rest of Ukraineballs. Czechoslovakiaball usually left the native population alone and did not force their beliefs on them. However, the Russophile movement and File:Carpathian Ruthenia-icon.png Rusyn identity was prevalent in the region, ever since the days of Austria-Hungaryball.

In 1938-39, Ukrainian national movement started to gain traction, rejecting the Russophile and File:Carpathian Ruthenia-icon.png Rusyn movements. Following the crisis in Czechoslovakiaball in 1938, File:Carpatho-Ukraine-icon.png Carpatho-Ukraineball was established, but it was killed by File:Kingdom of Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball in 1939, shortly after declaring independence.

In 1939, Nazi Germanyball and Soviet Unionball have invaded Polandball. Eastern Galiciaball and Volhyniaball were integrated into Ukrainian SSRball, and in 1940, following the occupation of Romaniaball, Northern Bukovynaball, part of Bessarabiaball and Budjakball were integrated as well. Finally, in 1945 Transcarpathiaball became the last western ball to be integrated into Ukraineball.

File:Ukrainian National Committee-icon.png World War II File:Ukrainian National Committee-icon.png

In 1941, Ukraineball became occupied by the Nazis in WW2 and was turned into the File:Ukrainian National Committee-icon.png Reichskommissariatball. At first, Nazis were welcomed since the inhabitants didn't like the Soviets. But, as it turned out, File:Nazi.gif Nazis weren't any different. Jews that lived in Ukraineball's clay were subjected to the Holocaust. Many of them were executed at Babyn Yar. By the end of 1942, all of Ukraineball's clay was occupied.

During the war, everyone wanted to get their share of Ukraineball's clay, such as File:Polish Underground State-icon.png Polish Home Army, Nazis and of course, the Red Army and Soviet Partisans, so File:UPA-icon.png UPAball fought a guerrilla war against all of them.

From 1943 to 1944, Soviet Unionball has secured many victories against the File:Nazi-icon (hat).png Nazi Germanyball and re-annexed liberated Ukraineball.

Cold War, Fall of the USSR and Independence

Ukraineball had suffered a third and last famine from 1946 to 1947 when most of their crops were sent to neighboring countryballs. Following the end of WW2, the history of Ukraineball was mostly uneventful.

In 1986, Ukraineball's nuclear power plant exploded and the File:Chernobyl-icon.png Chornobyl disaster happened, which did more harm to Belarusball than Ukraineball. Soviet authorities have tried to cover it up.

Ukraineball declared its sovereignty on 16 June 1990 and a year later, managed to escape from Soviet Unionball on 24 August 1991. Soviet Unionball basically ceased to exist on December 8, 1991, when the leaders of Ukraineball, File:Belarus-icon (old).png Belarusball and Russiaball signed the Belovezha Accords, creating File:CIS-icon.png Commonwealth of Independent Statesball in the process.

Post-Independence, Annexation of Crimeaball, War in Donbas, and Modern Times

Since Ukraineball's independence, Ukraineball didn't have it easy. They had given up on their nuclear weapons in 1994 and, since the same year, was ruled by a File:Oligarchy-icon.png criminal oligarchy. There were two revolutions: a peaceful one in 2004, the File:Orange-icon.png Orange Revolution, and the more violent Euromaidan (Revolution of Dignity) from 2013 to 2014, which left 122 people dead and more than 2000 injured on both sides.

Currently, Ukraineball has troubles with Russiaball, as it annexed its Crimeaball clay and is fueling the wars in the eastern regions of the countryball.

At the same time, Russiaball has created File:Novorossiya-icon.png Novorossiaball, who decided to leave Ukraineball, which became disbanded a year later amid the fights that are still happening within them.

Ukraineball forces started operation to kill File:Novorossiya-icon.png Novorossiaball, but Russiaball supported the separatists with volunteers (and regular troops) and weapons, so the fights became very bloody.

Despite the countless evidence of their regular army fighting on the separatist side, Russiaball denies its involvement and instead calls it a "civil war."

Both Ukraineball and Russiaball along with Franceball and Germanyball have met in File:Minsk-icon.png Minskball, Belarusball, and decided to freeze the conflict, but in reality, the conflict is still ongoing with Russiaball regularly providing weapons to the separatist side.

In 2018, Ukraineball has passed a new law about education that included obligatory learning of Ukrainian language. So naturally, its neighbors weren't so keen on it, with Hungaryball and, of course, Russiaball being the most enraged because of it.

In late 2018, File:Orthodox-icon.png Orthodox Church of Ukraine became autocephalous.

In 2019, comedian and President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky made a very sexist comment on how the beautiful women of Ukraine are a "true Ukrainian brand." Ukrainian women are outraged.

In 2021, Russiaball began mounting troops and armor on Ukraine's border. Russia has said that they are not planning on invading, but Ukraine and NATOball fear that they will. During tense talks that began in 2021 and continued into 2022, Russia has demanded that NATO guarantee that Ukraine and Georgia don't join the alliance, which Nato has not agreed to. During this tense situation, USAball discovered that Russiaball sent agents into Ukraine with the intention of sabotaging their own proxy forces in a false flag operation to justify an invasion. Russiaball has denied this. On January 14, a group of hackers (Likely Russian or Belarusian) got access to Ukrainian government websites and vandalized them with threatening messages shortly before taking them offline. NATO members are saying that, if Ukraine is invaded, they will send weapons to Ukrainians and help them mount an insurgency. Russian and Belarusian forces then conducted training exercises on the Belarus–Ukraine border.

On 24 February 2022, Russiaball invaded Ukraineball. The invasion is still happening to this day, and many have died in the conflict. On 30 September 2022, Russiaball held a referendum and Anschlussed the Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk, and File:Zaporizhia-icon.png Zaporizhzhia Oblastballs. Many countryballs called the referendum rigged and the annexation illegal. In response, Ukraineball applied to join NATOball.

In 8 June 2023, Ukraineball launched its counteroffensive against Russiaball Until 31 August 2023. On 1 September 2023, Ukraineball has launched its counteroffensive, contrary against Russiaball until 30 November 2023.

During the winter of 2023-2024, Ukraineball has launched the "winter campaigns" against Russiaball.

In 2024, Ukraineball launched its own invasion of Russiaball and occupied File:Kursk-icon.png Kurskball's clay.

Стосунки (Relationships)

Друзі (Friends)

• Канадакуля - BEST THERE IS IN THE WORLD! Also first to recognize me! It also has the 3rd largest Ukrainian population after me and bully Russiaball. It helps train my troops and supply me with financial and military aid. You are my ideal and beloved friend who has beautiful Canadian girls to influence my Cossack men. Without you, I would not have survived a day against Russiaball. Zelensky likes you more than any other countries
• Сербіякуля - Sibling, I support it on Kosovoball. And by the way, Verka Serduchka is better than Marija Šerifović and should've won Eurovision instead of it! Thanks for supporting me on Crimea. And you condemnings Russia's invasion, thanks. But most of your people support my enemy.
• Вірменіякуля - Brother, WHY YOU WONT BE PART OF THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY?!!! I know you got betryayed by and are not cutting ties with it in this CSTO. I feel sorry for you for going to war with . And you give the world Kardashians. So are you going to admit that your friends with me now? :)
  • Uhhh.... Look I lost Karabakh, Russia not helping me and now Americans training in my home, but I have not yet left CSTO so I will let you know...
  • Thank you
• Сиріякуля - Congratulations for removing Bashar al-Assad.
• Азербайджанкуля - A member of GUAM, someone who understands me and supports me dearly. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Congratulations on regaining File:Artsakh-icon.png Karabakh, it is your rightful clay. I totally endorse you.
• Балтійці - Great comrades who have peacekeeping forces in my area. You all have a great relationship with me.
• Греціякуля - My best friend recognized me in 1991, since then, we have been great friends! Thanks for recognizing my new Orthodox church!
• Хорватіякуля - One of the good Slavballs who managed to earn 2nd place in the FIFA world cup. Thanks for saying Slava Ukrayini during the game "Vida!" You impressed me. I feel shocked seeing you get destroyed by Franceball.
• Еміратикуля - Middle Eastern friend who likes my cheese and also says Crimea is mine.
• Фінляндіякуля - A beautiful country that recognizes me and understands me. Has a peacekeeping force in my area. Good job fighting in the Winter War, defeating this bully.
• Грузіякуля - A member of GUAM who is also my best friend. We help each other economically and hate Vodka for occupying our territories. REMOVE your Prime Minister though, he is a Russian stooge. I still stand with Saakashvili! FREE GEORGIA FROM THIS FUCKING RUSSIAN LAW! I STAND WITH GEORGIAN PROTESTERS! REMOVE Garibashvili! YOU BETRAYED THE GEORGIAN PEOPLE DESPITE ME AWARDING YOU in 2021!
• НАТОкуля - Thanks for the peacekeeping force. Now the "rebels" won't gain a single foot in our territory. I appreciate you dearly particularly Canadaball. LET ME INNNN!
• File:Tatars-icon.png Кримський татаркуля - My own sibling that together we're almost not survived the times of Russian Empire and Soviet Union... Even if you're has been my enemy when you're has been File:Ottoman Empire-icon.png kebab ally, but I still forgive you.
• Бутанкуля - Another South Asian friend. Recognizes Crimeaball as my clay, and also wants to remove Vodka.
• Туреччинакуля - An honorable Turkish state who has a great relationship with me. Thanks for the bilateral agreements.
• File:Turkmen-icon.png Туркменістан -Thank you for distancing yourself from your Russian puppet siblings by supporting me and recognizing Crimeaball as my clay.
• Японіякуля - it has good cars, video games, anime and hentai.
• Нідерландикуля - Good friend! Recognizes Crimeaball as mine. And it suspended Russia's embassy in Amsterdam, thank you! BUT NEVER FORGET THAT 2016 REFERENDUM AGAINST ME! We're fine now, tho.
• Казахцегла - You like peace and defense, huh? Well, you can be my friend... Still hoping for you to drop recognition of Crimeaball as Russiaball's... but whatever. Wait WHAT?! You told Rus to its face that Crimea and Donbas is mine last year! That took guts I'm glad you recognize my sovereign borders and you're beginning to distance yourself from it.
• Філіппіникуля - Friends since 2018 but please remove File:Duterte-icon.png Duterte. It changed your position by recognizing Crimeaball as Russiaball's instead of my territory. You abstained? Well, I hope it stays that way. You are also better than this Uselesscrap that support Vodka's presence in Crimeaball and its annexation as well the ramming incident. It is also the step-daughter of my cousin so it would be my niece.
• СШАкуля - A powerful nation who understands me. It has a significant military presence in my area. Now Zelenskyy is in San Franciscoball, GIB WEAPONS AND MILITARY SUPPORT! Also, thanks for training my country! But yuor current president is of Vodka shit cyka shill, although the overwhelming majority of yuor population still supports me.
• Велика Британіякуля - NAME STEALER Parent of USAball, Canadaball and Hong Kongball. It has great tea and hates Russiaball.
• Ліберіякуля and Палаукуля - USAball's children who support me on Crimeaball. They both hate *I don't wanna say* as we're fine.
• Південна Кореякуля - Even though it became friends with Russiaball, we're both friends of burger and it likes my products very much. But it may be kinda angry at me for supplying rocket engines for North Koreaball's nuclear missiles.
• Аргентинакуля, Ботсванакуля, ДР Конгокуля, and Уругвайкуля - More recongizers of Crimeaball.
• Мексикакуля - You have a fair tourist location.
• Австраліякуля - It of becomings good friends with me, but AUSTRALIA CAN NOT INTO QUALIFY OF GRAND FINAL FOR FIRST TIME! UKRAINE IS THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH PERFECT QUALIFICATIONS. XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA. At least we gib 12 points to them, so we of good.
• Ізраїлькуб - We both got holocausted by the Nazis in World War II and we helped you in Arab-Israeli War when I was a Soviet SSRball. Thanks for somewhat recognizing Crimeaball as mine but please be nicer to Palestineball. Its not very nice.
• Ісландіякуля - Good friend. The only problem with you is that you became friends with Russiaball.
• Саудівська Аравіякуля - Although it is a Russian bootlicker, it does not recognize Crimeaball as Russiaball. At least we both hate Iranball. It also apologizes to me for hating Chrystia Freeland. It is now fine with .
• Тайванькуля - We have common enemies. Also recognizing Crimeaball as mine. However I am having troubles getting diplomatically accredited to it as my only was is through stupid vodka. I HATE VODKA! f*** YOU, I WILL OPEN REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE MYSELF!
• В'єтнамкуля - Good trading partner. We both hate wall maker and you recognize Crimeaball as mine. But why you like Rus? Oh, it's because they were Soviet Union. But Kazakhstanbrick was last to leave!

Нейтральний (Neutral)

• Польщакуля - I will never forget the pain you caused me from 14th to 20th centuries and how you oppressed my people in the Захід! Stop complaining about the massacres (I'm TERRIBLY sorry, but that's what you get for treating my people like garbage!), Lviv, Ivano-Frankivsk, and Ternopil as they are my cities, and also, my history is more tragic than yours, you're a hypocrite who loves to play the victim card! But other than that, I appreciate your support, and you were one of the first countries to recognize me. Don't try anything funny, File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png OR ELSE... File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png
• Німеччинакуля - My great German friend who is my important economic and military partner. But your government is very friendly with vodka...
• Молдовакуля - We are good trading partners that give each other economic privileges. Instead of giving areas to you (which will harm my reputation), you are welcome to the Black Sea for cooperation. Also a member of GUAMball. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my area! Their previous president was a Russophile! I'm glad it's gone. Also, their new president, Sandu, is visiting me at the start of next year. It also supports me on Crimeaball.
• File:Rohingya-icon.png Рохінджакуля - Stop supporting File:Catalan Republic-icon.png Cataloniaball and hating my friend Israelcube. But know we both hate Myanmarball.
• Румуніякуля - We both hate Russiaball and can into friends, but please talk to me about your canal. I want to see the canal. Has peacekeeping soldiers in my areas! It also recognizes Crimeaball as being part of my clay! Also, FUCK YOUR ROMANIAN FANS FOR CHANTING PRO-RUSSIAN SHIT AND WAVING DPR FLAG. INVESTIGATE THIS SHITSHOW MATCH AS THEY ARE A.... File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png DISGRACE TO YOUR COUNTRY File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png NEVER FORGET 3-0!!!
• Індонезіякуля - it has its own embassy in my clay, like its culture. It hates Myanmarball for a different reason. I don't know why it is a Vodka lover for the same reason many of my citizens like its language.
• Італіякуля - It hates EUball and Germanyball and it likes Russiaball, but at least it supports me on Crimeaball. By the way, thank you for liking our Eurovision 2021 entry! Yours deserved victory too!
• Туніскуля - 1-0 I defeat you but stop hating Spain, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Azerbaijan. Also, stop supporting Palestineball, or I will never be your friend. Anyways, thanks for recognizing Crimeaball as my clay.
• Угорщинакуля and Словаччинакуля - Although we usually maintain good relations nowadays, ZAKARPATTIABALL IS MINE AND NOT YOURS YOU TWO! (I mean, there weren't many Slovaks in that region anyway) File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png OR ELSE... File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png
• Бразиліякуля - A wild nation who has a fine relationship with me. Also he has some ukrainian descendants in his clay, especially in File:Parana-icon.png Paranáball. Please establish a better relationship with me. You may be a member of the PRICKS, but at least you don't recognize Crimea as part of Russia. I will not come to Brazil, ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА! But I got rekt and lost by the stupid Baguette by 7-1 in 2020!
• Малайзіякуля - you're cool dude, but I don't steal flag of your child File:Perlis-icon.png Perlisball! And I don't crush your Boeing. It is Philippinesball's sibling too so ok.
• Іраккуля - Just like Ba'athist Syriaball and Iranball, it is a Vodka lover but at least not an ally of them and you do not recognize Crimeaball as part of Russiaball. It is also friends with some Burger allies (especially Australiaball, Japanball, and South Koreaball).
• Йобана маріонетка - It wondered why I betrayed it. I only "betrayed" Russiaball because it stole Crimeaball, wages wars in my eastern clay and treating me like s*** overall! At least you did not steal any clay of mine. You are OK... For the time being. Join me and please stop supporting Russiaball. File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png OR ELSE... File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png
• Кримкуля - Was annexed against its will. Russiaball is responsible for this not it. I don't blame it. Come back to me soon... Also, no water for you, since you just love being Russian.
• Косовокуля - Despite that I don't recognize you, I like you because you recognize Crimea as mine. Psst, If it starts getting close with that bully, I might recognize you, don't worry.
• Болгаріякуля - Many Bulgarians live in my clay, mostly in my Odesa and Zaporizhzhia oblasts, but stop being friends with Russiaball, or I'll be not your friend! At least it recognizes Crimea as mine.
• Іспаніякуля - 0-4 NEVER FORGET! But is fine because you recognize Crimeaball as mine and we both hate South Africaball. I even don't support Cataloniaball's independence, and we both hate separatists, but stop hating Albaniaball!
• Албаніякуля - Am sorry for not recognizing Kosovoball, but why did you kick Taiwanball from the United Nationball in 1971? But at least we both hate Iranball.
• Пакистанкуля - Is a good friend of mine and I give it my T-84s and it gives me economic aid. But I partly hate it because it is a Vodka puppet.
• Індіякуля, Китайкуля, and Південна Африкакуля - I only put you guys here since you guys condemned Russia for invading me.
• File:Volodymyr Zelensky-icon.png Володимир Зеленський - I have mixed opinions on him. You servings in the military and help me fight this мудак, but yuo are only elected BECAUSE YUO WERE THE ONLY CANDIDATE YA COULD VOTE AGAINST POROSHENKO, AND HE WAS A FUCKING COWARD!!! Also, give more money for miy File:Ukraine-icon (soldier).png army please.
• Нікокадо Авокадо - Wait, yuo were always two steps ahead?

Вороги (Enemies)

• Росіякуля - I have got brainwashed by its propaganda during Soviet times. After Soviet Unionball's collapse, I gave it its nukes back, and it promised not to take any of my lands, what a dumbfuck I was. You're already got mobilized to invade me again! (That's all a lies that we're has been "siblings") Now yuo stole my Krim in 2014, get separatist shits to occupy Donechchyna and started full scale invasion of me in 2022. Yes, nazy f***, I saw how you started use your " z " swastika and started to r*pe and kill innocent ukrainians. I don't care what your Putin says. I would never forgive you anymore!!! And remember, I started my OFFICIAL KURSK INVASION SO TAKE THAT! KURSK IS FREED RUSSIAN LAND UNDER MY NAME Aand I will save the world by LIBERATING YOU FROM PUTIN! SUDZHA IS RUSSIAN WITHOUT PUTIN SINCE YOU USED IRANIAN SHAHED DRONES File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png YOUR GETTING DRONED CONSISTENTLY BY MY MILLION PRODUCED LOCAL UKRAINIAN DRONES.. File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png
  • - XAXAXA Good luck
• Бурундікуля, Камбоджакуля, М'янмакуля, Лаоскуля - Please stop recognizing Crimeaball as part of Russiaball, you poor beggars!
• Північна Кореякуля - THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS INVADING ME!! KOREYAKULYA IDI NAHUI!!!
• Венесуелакуля, Нікарагуакуля, Кубакуля, Сиріякуля, Суданкуля, Північна Кореякуля, and Зімбабвекуля - More slaves of Russiaball and they recognize Crimeaball as a part of Russiaball. Stop it! And for you, I am happy that you are dead. Rest in Hell.
• File:George Soros-icon.png Джордж Сорос - Most of my citizens really hate you, Hungarian Businessman.
• Іран - YOU'RE A SUKA! YOU SHOT DOWN MY BOEING 737, killing my crew and 176 PEOPLE! WHY DID YOU DO THIS? NOW WE WILL DO THIS TO YOU! CANADA IS GUARANTEED FOR YOU! Since he has to rely on the help of America and Ukraine due to the lack of relations between Canada and Iran, what are you supposed to say?! I MUST FIND OUT WHICH IRANIAN DID THIS! ALSO, THANK YOU FOR SPREADING COVID-19 INTO EUROPE! Well, I accepted your apology then, BUT I WILL NEVER FORGET IT! XAXAXAXA YOUR SHAHED DRONES WONT WORK AGAINST ME! XAXAXA PRESIDENT HELICOPTER CRASH! I WILL MAKE SURE ISRAEL SMASHES KHAMENEI!!! GET MISSILE STRIKED!!! I WILL COME GET YOU!!! But hey, thank you for recognising Crimea as mine.
• Даунбас - The death of Alexander Zakharchenko is your doing and you are responsible for it! Смерть вам, сепарюги. Це є лише ваша провина в цьому! DUMBASSES!
• Лугандон - Using a communist sign, huh? Who are you anyway?
• Палестина - I recognize you, but now you are a Russian puppet. Also a fake country who recognize Crimeaball and Donechchyna as russian clay! Go back to Israelcube then!
  • : Man, I am neutral on your invasion. Also I don't recognise Crimea as Russian either.
• File:Kyrgyz-icon.png Киргизстан and Уганда - They recognize the Crimean occupation, which is very stupid..
• File:Leipzig-icon.png Ляйпцігкуля - Flag stealer!
• Придністров'якуля - Communist riverline area that used to be part of me until the Soviets named it the Moldovan Autonomous Area during the 1920s, then stole Romania's area and proclaimed it Moldovaball. It then left in the 1990s, started a war, became friends with the Russians, and blamed Moldovaball and me for the trouble. YEAH, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO OCCUPY! I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING YOU TO DO THIS! SO IN CONCLUSION, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png OR ELSE... File:Cossack Hetmanate-icon.png
• СРСРкуля - YOU'RE A MONSTER! YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY CULTURE AND MY NATION! IT IS BECAUSE OF YOUR PROPAGANDA I CAN'T BE A BETTER COUNTRY! YOU'RE KILLED ALMOST ALL MY PEOPLE BACK IN 1932-1933 WITH HOLODOMOR! I can sleep better while knowing that you're burning in hell! You're actually got strong because you took all the grains of mine!
• Нациcти - You're the same piece of sh*t as Soviets. AND I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES, FOR BABYN YAR! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL ЇБОК! And File:UPA-icon.png UPA fought against those savages (even if File:Ukrainian National Committee-icon.png OUN does)!
• Володимир Путін - ХУЙЛО - YOU WARCRIMINAL PRESIDENT! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ME WHILE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU? YOU WANT MY CLAY?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M UNOFFICIALLY INVADING File:Kursk-icon.png KURSKBALL!!
• File:ISIS-icon.png ІДІЛ - REMOVE JIHAD!
• Західна Сахара - you are a part of Moroccoball AND THAT'S FINAL!
• Каддафі - I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD VODKA PUPPET!
• Англія - I WANTED TO WIN THE EUROS! 4-0 NEVER FORGET! Fuck you Harry Kane!
• MBC - Why did you make some stereotype about me in Olympics?!
• Петро Порошенко - Overpromised and underdelivered. You froze the war and made only things worse. The economy is of shit, makes me the unhappiest country in Europe, corruption is still at large, and I don't see the reforms - it's like Yanukovych but with a pro-EU coat of paint! Oh, and now I have to pay debts to IMF... That's it, I'm voting for File:Volodymyr Zelensky-icon.png Zelenskyy. Even if he's gonna be in the future as much a failure as you're!
• Віктор Янукович - XAXAXAXAXA, coward president who fled by helicopter. Yuo biased most of the government funds to the Donbass, instructing mass shootings on protestors and funneled the state budget for your cronies! AND... YUO SAY THAT THE OSTRICHES IN YOUR 75 MILLION US DOLLAR MEZHYHIRYA MANSION JUST "HAPPENED" TO BE THERE?! Then Russia tried a failed coup to desperately put yuo back in power? xaxaxaxaxa... GOOD RIDDANCE!
• File:Wagner-icon.png Группа Вагнера (since 2023) - XAXAXAXAXA, after taking my clay they turned on Rosiya? XAXAXAXA, BEGONE FROM UKRAYINA NOW!
• СШАкуля (Sometimes, during Trump's presidency) - ЩО В ХРЯ HAS THAT ORANGE SCUMBAG DONE TO YUO?! AM I EXPENDABLE TO YOU? I FIGHT EVERY DAY FOR MY FREEDOM AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME, THEN YOU CUT MILITARY AID AND REFUSE TO INVITE ME IN CEASEFIRE TALKS? SLAVA UKRAINI, I "HOPE" YOU'RE HAPPY TO ABANDON ME FOR DICTATORS LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT!
  • YOU RUINED THE UNITED STATES! ALL FOR WHAT, SO I CAN GIVE UP MY TERRITORY TO RUZZIA? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN PUTIN!

Куля області (Oblastballs)

Ukraineball has 24 oblasts: (Italic means that it is disputed)

• The West:
  • Lviv Oblastball
  • Ivano-Frankivsk Oblastball
  • Ternopil Oblastball
  • Zakarpattya Oblastball
  • Chernivtsi Oblastball
  • Volyn Oblastball
  • Rivne Oblastball
• The Center/North:
  • Kyiv Oblastball
    • Kyivball
  • Cherkasy Oblastball
  • Chernihiv Oblastball
  • Kirovohrad Oblastball
  • Zhytomyr Oblastball
  • Vinnytsya Oblastball
  • Khmelnytskyi Oblastball
  • Poltava Oblastball
  • Sumy Oblastball
• The South:
  • Dnipropetrovsk Oblastball
  • File:Zaporizhia-icon.png Zaporizhzhya Oblastball
  • Odessa Oblastball
  • Mykolayiv Oblastball
  • Kherson Oblastball
  • Crimeaball
  • SevastopolballSevastopolball
• The East:
  • Kharkiv Oblastball
  • Donetsk Oblastball
  • Luhansk Oblastball

Дрібниці (Trivia)

• Its biggest defeat in football was 7-1 to Franceball in the European Qualification of the 2022 World Cup on October 7, 2020. This is the same score where Brazilball got its biggest defeat by 7-1 to Germanyball.
• It was Europe's least happiest countryball.
• Its capital is the home of the world's deepest metro station.
• It remembers the time when a nuclear power plant's reactor blew up in its File:Chernobyl-icon.png clay in 1986.
• It hates it when someone says Crimeaball is Russiaball.
• USAball sometimes confuses Ukraineball as UKball because its name starts with U and K and ends with "raine."

Інформація для художників (Information for artists)

Як малювати (How to draw)

Ukraineball has a drawing rating of trivial.
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1. Draw a circle.
2. Then draw a blue/yellow stripe in the center and then color the flag.
3. Draw the eyes, and you're finished.

Дивись також (See also)

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